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The I Love Moose the Most Game

Postby Lance » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:38 am

I love Moose the most!
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Postby Мастер » Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:43 am

No, I love Moose the most!
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Postby Lance » Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:22 pm

No you don't. I said I love Moose the most!
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:24 pm

I love Moose the most even though she neglects me like an evil thingie!
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Postby Мастер » Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:37 pm

How do I love Moose? Let me count the ways.
I love Moose to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love Moose to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love Moose freely, as men strive for Right;
I love Moose purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love Moose with a passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love Moose with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints, --- I love Moose with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if God choose,
I shall but love Moose better after death.
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Postby Lance » Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:21 pm

Which part of "I love Moose the most" don't you people understand?
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Postby KLA2 » Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:07 pm

So many ways to love moose.
http://www.recipezaar.com/recipes/moose
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Postby Squee » Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:28 pm

Oh you people have nothing on me. I've known moose for 7 years, we've been through almost everything together. I love her the VERY most! ^_^
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Postby troubleagain » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:24 pm

I love Moose so much I'd have her babies if I could.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:45 pm

IRU without Moose was like a day without sunshine.
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Postby troubleagain » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:04 pm

umop ap!sdn wrote:IRU without Moose was like a day without sunshine.


No, a MONTH without sunshine!
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Postby pmcolt » Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:04 am

KLA2 wrote:So many ways to love moose.
http://www.recipezaar.com/recipes/moose
Yum. :D


I love Moose. I don't know if I would eat Moose, mind you, and I don't know that Moose loves me back, but I love Moose.
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Postby Мастер » Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:26 am

troubleagain wrote:No, a MONTH without sunshine!


I really hate the sun, so a day without Moose is like a month with sunshine.
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Postby Lance » Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:03 pm

When I was a young lad I used to like girls,
I'd play with their corsets and fondle their curls.
'Till one day, my lady I caught with some churl,
Now you'd never get treated that way by a moose.

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Moose, moose, I likes a moose,
I've never had anything quite like a moose.
I've had lots of lovers, my life has been loose,
But I've never had anything quite like a moose.

Now when I'm in mood for a very good lay,
I go to my closet and get me some hay.
I go to my window and spread it around.
'Cause moose always come when there's hay on the ground.

Chorus...

Gorillas are all right on Saturday night,
Lions and tigers, they puts up a fight.
But it's just not the same when you slam your caboose,
As the feeling you get when you humps with a moose.

Chorus

I've done it with beasties with long flowing hair,
I'd do it with snakes if their fangs were not there.
I've done it with walrus, a monkey, and goose,
But it's just not the same when you screw with a moose.

Chorus

Now that I am old and advanced in my years,
I look back on my life and shed me no tears.
As I sit in my chair with my glass of Matheus,
Playing Hide-The-Salami with Melba the Moose.

Chorus...
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:32 pm

troubleagain wrote:
umop ap!sdn wrote:IRU without Moose was like a day without sunshine.


No, a MONTH without sunshine!

Just rain, rain, lotsa rain.

Unless you like rain. Then it was like a big long drought.
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Postby troubleagain » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:07 pm

I hate drought. So it was a long drought. Yeah. That's the ticket.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:23 pm

There ya go.

And then when Moose came back it rained again and grass sprouted up and now everything is green and lively and colorful and lush and the birds are singing and the butterflies are flitting about.
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Postby hippietrekx » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:44 pm

I spend money on moose
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:57 pm

Moose is #11 on my friend space!
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Postby Squee » Fri Sep 21, 2007 3:26 am

Mosse is my NUMBAH ONE on myspace.
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Postby troubleagain » Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:01 pm

hippietrekx wrote:I spend money on moose


Hmmmm. Got me on that one....


I....would give a kidney to Moose! Yeah. That's the ticket. :P
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Postby KLA2 » Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:49 pm

Lance wrote:Chorus
Moose, moose, I likes a moose,
I've never had anything quite like a moose.
I've had lots of lovers, my life has been loose,
But I've never had anything quite like a moose.


etc...

Lance, that is hilarious. I've never heard it before. Something you knew, or just a lucky Google? :wink:
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Postby Lance » Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:27 pm

KLA2 wrote:Lance, that is hilarious. I've never heard it before. Something you knew, or just a lucky Google? :wink:

I know it a little differently, but yes, I've known it for a long time.

If I get a chance, I'll post an MP3 of it this weekend.
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Postby Lance » Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:33 pm

Here you go...

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Postby Мастер » Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:36 pm

OMG, I just assumed it was an IRU custom-written parody...
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