Illuminati-R-Us

by **Arneb** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:36 pm

I said only one pickup line in my entire life, and it landed me my now wife:
"Shouldn't we go for a drink then"? (At the wnd of the concert during which we first met).

That was all. It may be a stupid one, but you know, kind of ... effective :D

by **Squee** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:24 am

Okay, first a little backround. DS and I were talking o MSN, and he made a comment saying I was lame (like a horse would be if it were injured) and he saved himself by saying he wasn't calling me a horse. To which I reply; if he were, I'd fly down to Texas to kick his ass.

DS: If you had wings I'd probably have to catch you.
Me:ha
Me:was that a pick up line?

This made me laugh a whole lot, just because it was so random.

by **Dragon Star** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:04 am

Leah...don't, you're going to break the thread. :lol:

by **KLA2** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:26 am

All right, since no one else will say it ... "If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

Worked every time. NOT! :lol:

by **troubleagain** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:33 pm

Did anybody do "That's a beautiful dress--it would look great wadded up on my bedroom floor"?

by **KLA2** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:34 pm

Nnnno. Did that work with you? :shock:

by **pmcolt** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:28 pm

Back in high school, someone tried the old "I lost my number; can I have yours?" line on a girl. In front of our entire physics class. We all laughed. Even the girl. And the teacher. I don't think it worked for him, though.

Has anyone tried any of the many wonderful pickup lines on Futurama? "Hey sexy mama... wanna kill all humans?" Or "I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."

by **troubleagain** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:34 pm

Not a chance, KLA2. :wink: I've never been desperate/horny enough to go for a line like that.

by **KLA2** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 9:44 pm

troubleagain wrote:Not a chance, KLA2. :wink: I've never been desperate/horny enough to go for a line like that.

The difference between a girl and a guy. The guy is always desperate/horny enough to go for that line. In fact, the probable reply to "Want to service my sheep?" is "Dunno. You got beer?" :wink: :oops:

by **Lance** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:34 pm

Hey, do you have any English in you? ... No? ... Want some?

-

You could really use a couple of hundred pounds on you.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:08 pm

"Are you from heaven, cus I have an erection"
-quagmire
hehehehehe :D

by **Squee** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 4:21 am

Lt. Moosedoom wrote:"Are you from heaven, cus I have an erection"
-quagmire
hehehehehe :D

Actually, that was on Robot Chicken....

by **Squee** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:25 am

"Hey, what's you sign?"

by **Heid the Ba** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 12:35 pm

Arneb wrote:That was all. It may be a stupid one, but you know, kind of ... effective :D

Germans, romantic in an effective way. :D

by **KLA2** » Mon Nov 12, 2007 3:09 pm

I enlisted and I'm shipping out tomorrow. I may not be coming back and I don't want to die ... a virgin.

{worked better back in the days of Vietnam, when you could say "drafted".}

by **Enzo** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:48 am

Hey, what's your sign, I hope it's "Yield."

by **Arneb** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:33 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:
Arneb wrote:That was all. It may be a stupid one, but you know, kind of ... effective :D

Germans, romantic in an effective way. :D

On the other hand...I once nearly went down in flames during a language holdiday in Andalucia. I had a crush on this gorgeous Brasilian girl. We were in Ronda, which features a Roman bridge almost 50 m high over a gaping chasm in the mountains. She looked at the bridge in awe and sighe, oh, how did people build such a bridge in the old times...?

"Well, sort of brick on brick on brick, wouldn't you say...."

Serious cooling of temperatures ensued.

by **Heid the Ba** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:39 pm

Ah Ronda, with the bridge and the somethingest bullring in Spain.

Mrs B and I were there once and ended up in a bar which had bullfighting on the tv. The only fight we saw ended up with a picador with a broken femur, one matador gored and stomped, another refusing to enter the bullring, and the remaining protagonists having to clusterfuck the bull to wear it down. We reckoned the bull won on points. We thought it best to leave before we were thrown out since our treehugging liberal attitudes were starting to annoy the locals. It is apparently poor form to cheer when the bull gores a matador. Tosses him in the air. Then stomps him.

by **KLA2** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 6:08 pm

The locals miss the point. It is just that chance which allows them to call it "sport", rather than simply "slaughter by torture". :evil:

I guess they've never watched American football. :lol:

by **pmcolt** » Tue Dec 18, 2007 7:00 pm

Arneb wrote:"Well, sort of brick on brick on brick, wouldn't you say...."

Serious cooling of temperatures ensued.

That's the wrong answer to the question of "How did they build it?" :?

Suddenly I understand my lack of success with women a little more clearly.
But only a little.

by **KLA2** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:40 pm

Oh. Sorry bullfight pickup lines.

"You want ears or tail?"

by **Arneb** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:13 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:It is apparently poor form to cheer when the bull gores a matador. Tosses him in the air. Then stomps him.

Why, sure. Aren't we all totally against violence? O:)

:^o

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:18 pm

Woman: Do you know what time it is.
Man: Well i beleive it's time for me to pick you up?

by **KLA2** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 11:33 pm

Great legs. How far up do they go?

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:53 am

Mind if I tickle your fancy?

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