Funniest/ worst (pathetic) pick up lines.
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by KLA2 » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:42 pm
Bryan? Bill.
"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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by Lonewulf » Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:01 am
"Hey baby, can I find your beer bottle?"
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When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD
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When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD
Gazing into the Eye of the Universe
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by Squee » Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:49 am
"So... You're a girl?"
"Damn, hell makes a good bagel."
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"Despite your pseudo-bohemian appearance and vaguely leftist doctrine of beliefs you know nothing about art or sex that you couldn’t read in any trendy New York underground fashion magazine. "
-JTHM
"Despite your pseudo-bohemian appearance and vaguely leftist doctrine of beliefs you know nothing about art or sex that you couldn’t read in any trendy New York underground fashion magazine. "
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by KLA2 » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:10 pm
Hey babe, sit on my face and I'll bet I can guess your weight.
{Hey, I did not make up that line OR this thread.
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{Hey, I did not make up that line OR this thread.
}"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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by St. Jimmy » Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:25 am
"That shirt's very becoming on you, then again, if I was on you I'd becoming too."
Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion....you must first set yourself on fire.
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by pmcolt » Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:46 am
Squee wrote:"So... You're a girl?"
Um... I've said that one before.
Hey, sometimes it's hard to make small talk...
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by Arneb » Sat May 03, 2008 1:02 pm
Einsamer sucht Einsame zum Einsamen.
Sorry, untranslatable; very old; and very naughty...
Sorry, untranslatable; very old; and very naughty...
Non sunt multiplicanda entia praeter necessitatem
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