The Holier than Thou game

[troubleagain]

IAHTT because on Friday, my age will equal the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything!

[MM_Dandy]

IAHTT because I think of at least 10 impossible things before breakfast.

[KLA2]

IAHTT because my vorpal blade went snicker-snack and slew the Jabberwocky.

[Arneb]

IAHTT because I can use a scalpel expertly even though it is not attached to my body.

[troubleagain]

IAHTT because I've spent my entire Sunday being a domestic goddess.

[MM_Dandy]

IAHTT because when you sneeze, people say "MM_Dandy bless you."

[Arneb]

IAHTT because I [strike]can make you[/strike] haff vays off making you sneeze.

[troubleagain]

IAHTT because my sneezes spread healing, rather than sickness.

[KLA2]

IAHTT because giant robots are immaculate, never having known original sin.

[troubleagain]

IAHTT because I can turn money into beer into expensive yellow water.

[Мастер]

IAHTT because I can turn money into beer into expensive yellow water.

That's quite easy to do :P

IAHTT because I fight for the rights of persecuted fliers (or did I use that one already?).

[KLA2]

IAHTT because I boycott those airlines. {All of them, actually ... }

[troubleagain]

IAHTT because I already have my angel wings. (They're attached to a little yellow bird at the moment, though.)

[Arneb]

IAHTT because I don't force winged creatures into scientific experiments.

[troubleagain]

IAHTT because I feed the masses*.



*One husband, one dog, three cats, and a bird.

[KLA2]

IAHTT because I can quote the lyrics from Neil Diamond's "Holly Holy.

Holly holy eyes
Dream of only you
Where I am, what I am
What I believe in
Holly holy

Holly holy dream
Wanting only you
And she comes
And I run just like the wind will
Holly holy

Sing a song
Sing a song of songs
Sing it out
Sing it strong

Call the sun in the dead of the night
And the suns gonna rise in the sky
Touch a man who cant walk upright
And the lame man, hes gonna fly
And I fly
And I fly

Holly holy love
Take the lonely child
And the seed
Let it be filled with tomorrow
Holly holy

Sing a song
Sing a song of songs
Sing it out
Sing it strong

Call the sun in the dead of the night
And the suns gonna rise in the sky
Touch a man who cant walk upright
And the lame man, hes gonna fly
And I fly
And I fly

Holly holy dream
Dream of only you
Holly holy love
Holly holy love

[Arneb]

IAHTT because I can still name all the bones of the hand almost 20 years after being examined on them...

[troubleagain]

(Prove it)

IAHTT because I've gone running three days this week.

[Arneb]

(How? I could always cheat)

IAHTT because I wouldn't ever doubt a statement of yours.

[troubleagain]

(I just wanted to see it done.)


IAHTT because I always question authority. :P

[Arneb]

IAHTT because I am no authority at all and just a humble Illuminatus (see my collection of rank titles)

[KLA2]

IAHTT because I toil in humble obscurity and humility, and do not post in this vainglorious thread.

{I did what, now? Drat.}

Never mind.

[Arneb]

IAHTT because I can see right through your veil of proferred humility and see your evil plans of being TNRO (The Next Robotic Overlord).

[KLA2]

IAHTT because I am TFRO (The Final Robotic Overlord) and I mandate what is holy. {Is that OK with everybody?}

[troubleagain]

IAHTT because I let you take your turn being holier than me.