The Holier than Thou game

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Postby St. Jimmy » Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:11 pm

IAHTT because I ate the bible and so now it's forever a part of me. (or at least for a day)
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Postby teri tait » Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:36 pm

IAHTT because I grew the tree that was used to make the paper that the bible was printed on
In my hands I hold a candle whose flame is small to see, And if I give but one light to you my life is filled for me.
But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
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Postby KLA2 » Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:43 pm

IIHTT because I play poker with God every Friday night, and let him win.

{You wouldn't want to see Him angry ... :shock: }
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Postby teri tait » Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:50 pm

IAHTT because God would be wroth if it were any other way
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But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
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Postby troubleagain » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:06 pm

IAHTT because I help Mother Nature's creatures and green things to grow and prosper.
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Postby teri tait » Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:00 am

IAHTT because I accept the fact that our planet is blocking the view of Marvin the Martian and must be destroyed.
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But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
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Postby Мастер » Wed May 13, 2009 2:52 pm

I am Holier than Thou because I would not have rejected the Me So Holy app for the iPhone.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Wed May 13, 2009 5:46 pm

IAHTT because I'm big enough to forgive you for doing so.
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Postby troubleagain » Wed May 13, 2009 5:59 pm

IAHTT because I forgive just about anything.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Thu May 14, 2009 5:35 pm

IAHTT because I would never do anything which would require you to forgive me.
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Postby Enzo » Fri May 15, 2009 3:26 am

IAHTT because I am not a better Christian than Betty Bowers
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Postby MM_Dandy » Fri May 15, 2009 2:23 pm

IAHTT because when I boast about being holier than thou, I do so with the utmost humility.
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Postby teri tait » Sat May 23, 2009 4:18 am

IAHTT because I donated all my evil to orphans.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Mon May 25, 2009 2:02 am

IAHTT because I'm acting as though I were completely offended by that and didn't really laugh out loud.
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Postby troubleagain » Tue May 26, 2009 3:56 pm

IAHTT because a week at the beach has cleansed my soul.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Tue May 26, 2009 5:40 pm

IAHTT because I don't schedule my vacations to begin or end with long weekends.
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Postby troubleagain » Wed May 27, 2009 3:22 pm

Hmmph. IAHTT because I plant trees.
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Postby teri tait » Fri May 29, 2009 5:00 am

IAHTT because my holiness is, like the sayens of Dragon Ball Z, OVER 9000!!!
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Postby troubleagain » Sun May 31, 2009 1:34 am

IAHTT because I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Postby teri tait » Sun May 31, 2009 4:49 am

IAHTT because I am clearly more knowledgable in cartoon lore, Vegita Goku, and the flying nimbus.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:08 pm

IAHTT because the Dragon Ball Z sayens regard me as being the most holy.
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Postby teri tait » Wed Jun 03, 2009 2:20 am

IAHTT because the super sayens on Dragon Ball Z regard me as holy.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:40 pm

IAHTT because I don't have to invoke cartoon characters to support my claims (even though I already did). But if I asked him, Bugs Bunny would absolutely back me up on this.
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Postby teri tait » Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:10 am

IAHTT because I own Acme products and I never take a wrong turn at Alba-coy-key, doc.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:04 pm

IAHTT because I have steadfastly resisted the urge to tie my project lead's shoelaces together. Oh, and I never use ACME products.

Speaking of which, what do you got against one Mr. Wily E. Coyote, Genius? I mean, whenever he tries to use any of your products, they inevitably and catastrophically fail. Yet others use the same ACME products with almost the exact opposite effect. Seriously, who runs your outfit, anyway? Marvin the Martian?
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