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Posted:
Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:19 amby teri tait
IAHTT because I move in mysterious ways.
Off topic reply:
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Posted:
Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:11 amby MM_Dandy
IAHTT because I have mysterious movements.
Posted:
Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:17 pmby teri tait
IAHTT because I appreciate in value
Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:54 pmby troubleagain
MM_Dandy wrote:IAHTT because I have mysterious movements.
IAHTT because I don't talk about my "movements" in public.
Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2009 3:27 pmby teri tait
IAHTT because my movements are quite moving
Posted:
Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:37 pmby MM_Dandy
IAHTT becuase my value is unimited and so does not appreciate.
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Tue Jun 09, 2009 2:34 amby teri tait
IAHTT because I am a weapon of mass instruction
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Tue Jun 09, 2009 3:21 pmby troubleagain
IAHTT because I perform random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
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Tue Jun 09, 2009 5:30 pmby MM_Dandy
IAHTT becuase anything I do could be considered to be random and senseless.
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Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:53 amby teri tait
IAHTT because I predicted that today would undoubtably follow yesterday
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Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:14 pmby troubleagain
IAHTT because I got up and came to work even though my bed felt reallyreallyreally good.
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Wed Jun 10, 2009 5:52 pmby MM_Dandy
IAHTT because I can do a reasonable impersonation of Ernie, the Sesame Street Character.
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Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:59 pmby Arneb
IAHTT because I can even do Kermit the Frog.
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Fri Jun 12, 2009 2:55 pmby troubleagain
IAHTT because I'm actually going to wear these violently pink and green earrings my 9YO goddaughter made for me.
Long enough to take a picture for her, anyway.
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Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:06 pmby MM_Dandy
IAHTT because I wear peaceful colors.
Posted:
Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:07 pmby troubleagain
IAHTT because I'm wearing ebony and ivory colors today.
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Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:51 pmby MM_Dandy
IAHTT because I shaved my head (technically, it's not quite shaved, it's more like the shortest haircut without actually shaving it - but it's close enough to pass for piety in my case).
Posted:
Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:35 pmby troubleagain
IAHTT because my super-short (for a chick) hair cut saves water and shampoo.
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Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:54 amby MM_Dandy
IAHTT because I save water by never bathing or showering at all.
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Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:20 pmby troubleagain
IAO*HTT, then, because Cleanliness is next to Godliness. :D
*Obviously
Posted:
Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:55 pmby MM_Dandy
Not so fast! IAHTT because I am so Godly that by the associative rule, I am always clean and so never have to bathe.
Posted:
Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:51 amby teri tait
IAHTT because my Godliness is expanding faster than the Universe, while everyone elses FAIL is expanding faster than my Godliness.
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Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:54 amby MM_Dandy
It would follow then, that IAHTT because any fail that I might have and all of your Godliness are not counted as existing within this universe.
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Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:51 pmby teri tait
IAHTT because a exist as a singular entity in all parallel, thread, and alternate universes (in every dimensional vibration) at once. As such, I am a pivotol mover and shaker for all of creation.
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Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:41 pmby Мастер
IAHTT because I just am.