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Posted: **Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:44 pm**

I'm sure this never happened to a chicken!

Posted: **Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:49 pm**

The latest in modern paving materials - possumcrete!

Posted: **Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:02 pm**

He never saw it coming.

Posted: **Fri Jul 29, 2005 10:51 pm**

What a day I'm having!

Posted: **Sat Jul 30, 2005 12:56 am**

If this picture makes you think of what to get for dinner, then you just might be a redneck. :lol:

Posted: **Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:03 pm**

This is what we call adding insult to injury.

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:52 am**

scientific proof that the enemy is using undercover hedgehogs to spy on us !

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:05 pm**

"No, I'm sorry, that would violate the contract as set out by the Possum-Picker-Upper's Local #322. As a card-carrying member of the American Federation of Yellow-Stripe-Painters, I have to honor that agreement."

Posted: **Wed Aug 03, 2005 5:13 pm**

ToSeek wrote:"No, I'm sorry, that would violate the contract as set out by the Possum-Picker-Upper's Local #322. As a card-carrying member of the American Federation of Yellow-Stripe-Painters, I have to honor that agreement."

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2005 12:32 pm**

What are you guys talking about? I don't see anything out of the norm. :)

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:29 pm**

Norm!

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2005 3:51 pm**

"That'll teach me for being middle of the road..."

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:00 am**

Oh, you're talking about that big crack in the road. :)

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:04 am**

Here in Georgia thats called take-out.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:11 am**

frogesque, is it because they are driving on the right side of road? :)

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:19 am**

well, in the UK a double yellow line goes at the side of the road and means "No Parking"(at any time).

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 12:24 am**

A double yellow line means no passing in the States.

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:22 am**

Great comments and captions 8)

Yep, we drive on the other side of the road to most of you guys so maybe this critter forgot where he was and didn't use the Green Cross Code.

Just for interest a double white line (sometimes with a hatched area in between if it's wide) is used over here for no overtaking (Technically you can overtake, say a push bike, if it is safe to do so but no part of the vehicle may cross over the nearest line)

I'm going to post #4 tonight but I'm kind of busy just now so probably won't get to catch up on the thread for a few days but remember, anyone can start their own caption, just use the next # with your pic. :lol:

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:29 am**

frogesque wrote:but remember, anyone can start their own caption, just use the next # with your pic.

We know, but you're doing so well at it.

:wink:

Posted: **Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:43 am**

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the possum it could be done.

Far out, one of my favorite jokes finds a home.

Posted: **Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:50 pm**

Enzo wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the possum it could be done.

Far out, one of my favorite jokes finds a home.

That'll work well with Armadillo's here.

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:09 am**

Noooo!!! Not the ARMADILLOS!!!
=[[

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:22 am**

Armadillo - possum on the half shell.

Armadillo - what lonely females in the military use to...

Armadillo - a town in north Texas.

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:33 am**

Enzo wrote:Armadillo - what lonely females in the military use to...

What they use to convince this character to chase felines? :lol:

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:26 pm**

Enzo wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the possum it could be done.
Far out, one of my favorite jokes finds a home.

Why did the pervert cross the road?

His **** was stuck in the chicken.

{Kids, if you know what **** means in this context, you are old enough to read this joke.} :wink:

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