$700-billion Take a Penny, Leave a Penny

[pmcolt]

To help everyone out with the current economic crisis, I'm dumping $700 billion in Illuminati Dollars into the Mystical Illuminati Take a Penny, Leave a Penny tray. Feel free to take a little if you need to buy groceries, or a drink, or a Russian Su-27 fighter jet. Just remember to keep a proper accounting of whatever you take, and leave enough for the next person.

(Yeah, basically it's a counting game. From the guy who brought you such successful games as "First One to Post is the Loser")

$700,000,000,000.00
- $0.75 Snickers bar from the vending machine
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$699,999,999,999.25

[Lance]

$699,999,999,999.25
-$699,999,999,999.00 - Private island, jet, fund a defense force, heard of llamas and build a good, NYC style pizza joint. (THANKS!)
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$0.25 (Yeah, I'm an ass that way.)

[Мастер]

+$1,400,000,000,000 tax credit for struggling private island owners.

$1,400,000,000,000.25

[troubleagain]

$1,400,000,000,000.25
-5.95 for lunch
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$1,399,999,9994.30

[Lance]

+62,478.46 (Proceeds from sale of llama dung)
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$14,000,062,472.76

[Arneb]

+ 12,576,34 (last government disinformation agent paycheck, plus bonus, after tax and Wall Street Bailout Plan Contribution)
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+ 14,000,000,075,049.10

Llance, you dropped three zeroes in you calc. But then, who doesn't, these days?

[MM_Dandy]

Actually, I think TA did it.

Service charge for finding and correcting accounting error - $100.00 LB.

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  $1,400,000,000,000.25
-                 $5.95
+            $62,478.46
+            $12,576.34
-               $100.00
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= $1,400,000,074,949.10

[Superluminal]

$5,000 bank draft to send to that poor prince in Uganda or where ever, so he can get to his $50,000,000 inheritance, and send me my $1,000,000 cut. 8) Won't he feel stupid when he finds out just how much an Illuminati dollar is worth? :P Boy are we gonna get over.

$1,400,000,074,949.10
- 5,000.00
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$1,400,000,069,949.10

[Enzo]

-$1.09 and .07 tax, total -$1.16 for large fountain drink

$1,400,000,069,949.10

-1.16

Balance $1,400,000,069,947.94

[Enzo]

Drat. Cub Scouts.

-$2.00 for fundraiser popcorn

balance $1,400,000,069,945.94

[Arneb]

$ 2549,99 for a complete set of Illuminati spycams to make sure the Senate and House are never again ahead of us.

1,400,000,069,945.94
- 2,549.99
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1,400,000,067,395.95

[MM_Dandy]

Starbucks run for the office: $103.78

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$1,400,000,067,395.95
-             $103.78
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$1,400,000,067,292.17

[Arneb]

Sorry, folks, my monthly evil gubmint check is due at $ 758,295.79
(Hey, it's a pittance if you compare it to Wall street bonuses)

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 1,400,000,069,945.94
-          758,295.79
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 1,399,999,331,160.15


[Мастер]

Sorry, folks, my monthly evil gubmint check is due at $ 758,295.79
(Hey, it's a pittance if you compare it to Wall street bonuses)

The number of people, even on Wall Street, receiving annual bonuses in excess of $9,099,549.48 is a small minority...

- $25,000,000.62 for gas masks to protect against chemtrails:

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 1,399,999,331,160.15
-       25,000,000.62
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 1,399,974,331,159.53


[troubleagain]

$20 to buy donuts for my team....

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 1,399,974,331,159.53
-                       20.00   
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 1,399,974,331,139.53

[hippietrekx]

-$150,000 for hippie's higher education
+$25,000 in saved interest from avoiding government student loans
-$5 for two boxes of girl scout cookies!
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1,399,974,206,134.53

[Arneb]

OK, big donation from a very sick Über-Illuminatus to him a gave The Miracle Cancer Drug Doctors Don't Want You To Know About T.M., thus saving another life. With market value, oh, real market value....

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 1,399,974,206,134.53
+      500,000,000.00
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 1,400,474,206,134.53


[troubleagain]

$100,000 to my favorite animal rescue leaves $1,400,474,106,134.53

[Arneb]

One giant stimulus package for a tanking economy, leaves $0,08

Refund on my returnable bottle of beer *burp* , $ 0,35 = $ 0,43

[troubleagain]

Well, THAT won't even buy me the chocolate bar I'm craving.

[Arneb]

Luckily, I treated another Illuminati VIP - this time, it was only with the Vitamin Cocktail Doctor's Don't Want You To Know About T.M., so all I got was a lousy

$ 50,000.00

So we get to

50,000.43.

Chocalete for the ta monster: $ 4,378.54

Rest: $ 4,5312.89

[KLA2]

Auditing fees, plus expenses, due to the Canadian accountant for this thread ...

$45,312.89

Arneb, I will require a receipt for that beer.

Otherwise, thread closed.

I trust the cheque is in the mail. :wink:

[Arneb]

I'll deduct it from the amount left: Will you accept American pesos?

$ 32,317.98

All the important Illuminati are in Switzerland right now, sorting out their huge secret tax-free black bank accounts, so no additions this time. :(

[hippietrekx]

+$35,000,000 for the purchace of Obama merchandise.

=$35,032,317.98

[Arneb]

Costs $4.99

=$35,032,312,99