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Postby Superluminal » Tue Aug 18, 2009 7:47 pm

You see a rerun of "Gilligan's Island", and realize that Mrs. Howell is pretty hot.
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Postby Enzo » Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:57 am

Ouch.


WHen you have a freaking AARP card in your wallet.
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Postby Superluminal » Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:53 pm

You don't have to show your ID anymore to get the SR. discount.
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Postby Enzo » Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:24 am

When they don;t even ask, they just assume.
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Postby Arneb » Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:58 pm

When you present a 19 year old friend with bound volumes of Scientific American that go all the way back to her birth.
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Postby Enzo » Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:44 am

Oh my. I have my subscription issues stacked around going back 30 some years
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Postby troubleagain » Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:25 pm

When 5 hours of walking around a zoo make your feet hurt, and make you want a nap, badly.
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Postby Superluminal » Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:38 pm

Your'e given a SR. discount, before your'e old enough to qualify.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:24 am

u don't know how old you are
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Postby Мастер » Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:34 pm

You walk down the corridor and people with full heads of gray hair blow past you.
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Postby wring » Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:18 pm

You listen to the news and they talk about "Celebrities" you've never heard of.
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Postby Enzo » Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:03 am

Isn't Clebrities part of Indonesia? I've heard of that.
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Postby Arneb » Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:32 pm

...you turn 41, are 25 kg overweight, have still not quit smoking, feel your lower back pain every morning and are tired in the afternoon even after sleping late into the morning... :(
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Postby Enzo » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:14 am

When one side hurts as you go to bed, and the other side hurts when you wake up.
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Postby wring » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:28 pm

I din't do it.
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Postby troubleagain » Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:56 pm

When your knee goes out more than you do.
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Postby Мастер » Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:45 am

troubleagain wrote:When your knee goes out more than you do.


People who are younger than you are complain about how old they are.
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Postby troubleagain » Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:43 pm

When people who are older than you think you're young...but they're the minority.
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Postby Мастер » Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:34 am

When you're only a few years younger than Jet Man.
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Postby troubleagain » Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:01 pm

When the AARP gets you on their mailing list (WTF, the husband is the one about to turn 50, not me!)
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Tue Mar 23, 2010 4:22 pm

you cant roll down a hill without feeling sick.

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Postby Мастер » Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:47 pm

You see one of these "Who's the hottest female celebrity?" polls on the internet, and you don't know who any of the choices are.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:29 pm

when you watch old westerns on tv.
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Postby Arneb » Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:18 pm

When you think "we didn't think like that in our day" for the first time.
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Postby wring » Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:46 pm

When you take naps in your truck in your own driveway.
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