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Postby troubleagain » Wed Apr 07, 2010 6:30 pm

When you're perfectly content to sit on your patio and do nothing at all.
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Postby Мастер » Sat Apr 10, 2010 12:53 am

When your girlfriend is getting married to two other people.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:16 am

:( when your boyfriend is disappointed in you
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Postby Мастер » Sat Apr 10, 2010 3:08 am

Lt. Moosedoom wrote::( when your boyfriend is disappointed in you


So, you are young then?


When you see an actress on the television, and say, "What an attractive older woman she is", and then realize she is two years younger than you.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Sat Apr 17, 2010 3:03 am

when you realize your boyfriend is many years older than you....which is how old?
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Postby Мастер » Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:32 am

When you realize your girlfriend is half your age.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Sun Apr 18, 2010 2:37 am

when your boyfriend can't accept the age difference
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Postby Мастер » Sun Apr 18, 2010 5:17 am

When you have to explain to your girlfriend that the relative age difference will get smaller as you both get older.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:14 pm

when things on a computer seem too complicated for you...
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Postby Arneb » Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:42 pm

When they tell you that this or that kind of hairdo makes you look younger.
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Postby troubleagain » Wed Apr 28, 2010 5:42 pm

When your joints make more snap crackle pop than your breakfast cereal.
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Postby Arneb » Wed Apr 28, 2010 8:03 pm

...your son tells you you are.
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Postby troubleagain » Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:50 pm

Arneb wrote:...your son tells you you are.



:mrgreen:

When you've apparently started your second childhood.
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Postby Enzo » Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:31 am

When you flirt with the waitress, and she doesn;t get creeped out like you are hitting on her.
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Postby Arneb » Sat May 01, 2010 11:31 am

When you sleep for 10 hours and spend the rest of the weekend nursing your lower back pain afterwards.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Wed May 05, 2010 11:46 am

when your back hurts....I may have said that already but its still true
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Postby Arneb » Mon May 10, 2010 8:25 pm

When you think of 35 as sooo young.
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Postby Enzo » Mon May 10, 2010 9:27 pm

When you are chatting up a nice young waitress and realize you are three times her age.


When your senior discount shows up on the bill even though we never brought it up.
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Postby troubleagain » Tue May 11, 2010 7:08 pm

When you haven't been carded for booze in a VERY long time.

When you realize that you are old enough, technically, to be a grandparent, even without any teenaged mothers involved.

When most of the things you were afraid of when you were young are so inconsequential compared to the things you now realize you have to fear.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Mon May 17, 2010 10:50 pm

gramma says you are disowning the family for not having your dad walk you
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Postby pmcolt » Tue May 18, 2010 12:42 am

When doing the laundry sounds like a relaxing Sunday afternoon.
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Postby troubleagain » Wed May 19, 2010 4:48 pm

When you start to sound more and more like your parents.
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Postby Мастер » Sat May 22, 2010 5:59 pm

When you describe your bicycle crash to your elderly barber, and he responds that "we" can't handle injuries the way we used to.
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Postby wring » Sun May 23, 2010 11:08 pm

When even half of the East Lansing Art Fair is too much.
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Postby Arneb » Mon May 24, 2010 12:50 pm

When you're halfway between Puppet Master and Enlightened One on IRU.
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