Illuminati-R-Us

When you're perfectly content to sit on your patio and do nothing at all.

When your girlfriend is getting married to two other people.

:( when your boyfriend is disappointed in you

Lt. Moosedoom wrote::( when your boyfriend is disappointed in you

So, you are young then?


When you see an actress on the television, and say, "What an attractive older woman she is", and then realize she is two years younger than you.

when you realize your boyfriend is many years older than you....which is how old?

When you realize your girlfriend is half your age.

when your boyfriend can't accept the age difference

When you have to explain to your girlfriend that the relative age difference will get smaller as you both get older.

when things on a computer seem too complicated for you...

When they tell you that this or that kind of hairdo makes you look younger.

When your joints make more snap crackle pop than your breakfast cereal.

...your son tells you you are.

Arneb wrote:...your son tells you you are.

When you've apparently started your second childhood.

When you flirt with the waitress, and she doesn;t get creeped out like you are hitting on her.

When you sleep for 10 hours and spend the rest of the weekend nursing your lower back pain afterwards.

when your back hurts....I may have said that already but its still true

When you think of 35 as sooo young.

When you are chatting up a nice young waitress and realize you are three times her age.


When your senior discount shows up on the bill even though we never brought it up.

When you haven't been carded for booze in a VERY long time.

When you realize that you are old enough, technically, to be a grandparent, even without any teenaged mothers involved.

When most of the things you were afraid of when you were young are so inconsequential compared to the things you now realize you have to fear.

gramma says you are disowning the family for not having your dad walk you

When doing the laundry sounds like a relaxing Sunday afternoon.

When you start to sound more and more like your parents.

When you describe your bicycle crash to your elderly barber, and he responds that "we" can't handle injuries the way we used to.

When even half of the East Lansing Art Fair is too much.

When you're halfway between Puppet Master and Enlightened One on IRU.