Illuminati-R-Us

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:34 pm**

Beach (surfin' is way easier and way cooler than high-altitude rock climbing)

banjo or mandolin?

Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2011 5:40 am**

Banjo

Electric or acoustic guitar?

Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:35 am**

Hmm. Electric is easier to play, but I like the sound of acoustic better. Let's go with acoustic.

Major key or minor key?

Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:26 am**

minor (major to minor, nuthin' finer)

ebony or ivory?

Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:39 am**

Ivory. You can do everything you can do with ebony, by shifting a half step up or down, but then you have two extra notes per octave.

Beijing 2008 or London 2012?

Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:23 pm**

London 2012. (They will have hanged all the looters and rioters by then)

Democrats or Republicans?

Posted: **Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:07 am**

Democrats

CDU or SPD?

Posted: **Thu Aug 11, 2011 7:22 pm**

Arneb wrote:CDU or SPD?

Whichever one will work with the Greenies.

Nickel Metal Hydride, or Lithuim Ion Polymer?

Posted: **Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:51 pm**

Sometimes it seems they are both wooing the Greens, but traditionally, your choice would favor old auntie SPD (Social Democratic Party of Germany), making for a so-called red-green coalition.

Polymer. I love plastic.

silver or mother of pearl for effete little spoons?

Posted: **Sat Aug 13, 2011 2:48 am**

mother of pearl - the choice pick-guard

nylon stings or steel strings?

Posted: **Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:35 pm**

Steel strings.

Steel strings or gut strings?

Posted: **Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:59 pm**

Steel

Bike frames: carbon or titanium?

Posted: **Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:50 am**

titanium (can get a ready scrap supply from the defunct shuttle fleet)

Acrylic or Enamel (paint)?

Posted: **Wed Aug 24, 2011 11:05 am**

Enamel

Pain or nausea?

Posted: **Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:37 am**

Pain can be good. Soooo....pain.

Battlestar galactica or star trek?

Posted: **Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:58 am**

Star trek

dreadlocks? or belly-button piercing?

Posted: **Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:09 pm**

Piercing, although neither look really works on me.

spit take or double take?

Posted: **Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:23 pm**

double take. I can't spit to save myself

Chet Atkins or Django Reinhardt?

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:30 pm**

Django Reinhardt.

John or Paul?

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:16 am**

Paul - still alive (even if he has had an expensive divorce)

horse or carriage?

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2011 10:01 am**

Carriage. Couch potato and proud of it.

Stairs or escalator?

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:25 pm**

Escalator

Elevator or lift?

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:31 pm**

Elavator

All Blacks or Australia?

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:42 pm**

All Blacks. (That's an easy one! BTW, the Australian team is The Wallabies.)

Russia or USA? (Group C match on Thursday)

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2011 7:23 pm**

USA

tighthead or loosehead?

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