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99 bottles of beer ...
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Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:45 amby KLA2
OK. Since I have never started an inane thread here, I do so now.
No need to repeat the preamble; just the final line.
At least, this should be of short duration - perhaps a month.
"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, if one of the bottles I happen to drink there be ..."
98 bottles of beer.
Posted:
Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:59 amby Lance
98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around ...
97 bottles of beer on the wall
(How many different variations are there?)
Posted:
Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:21 pmby KLA2
97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, if one of those bottles should happen to fall, there'd be
96 bottles of beer on the wall
... a lot of variations. Which may add some fun to this otherwise boring thread!
Posted:
Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:01 pmby Arneb
96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer - if a doctor named A. shows a little restraint, there will still be 95 bottles of beer.
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Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:44 amby KLA2
^
95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer
The German doc fancied a bottle of Boch
Now there's 94 bottles of beer ...
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Sun Jul 17, 2011 4:44 amby Arneb
94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer,
His joints all boiling, KLA2 needs an oiling
Now there's 93 bottles of beer.
Posted:
Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:18 amby St. Jimmy
93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer,
I really think I could use a drink,
Now there's 92 bottles of beer on the wall.
Posted:
Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:51 amby KLA2
92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer,
I toss one to Jim and I drink one with him
Now there's just 90 bottles of beer on the wall ...
Posted:
Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:35 amby Arneb
90 bottles of beer on the wall, 90 bottles of beer.
One for the doc - alcohol-free in stock?
Now there's 89 bottles of beer.
Posted:
Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:15 amby KLA2
89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer
It's a hot day today so I drink one and hey,
Now there's 88 bottles of beer
Posted:
Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:16 pmby Arneb
88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer.
Dr. A. is off-call, pours one, cool and tall
There remain 87 bottles of beer.
Posted:
Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:18 amby KLA2
87 bottles of beer on the wall, 87 bottles of beer
My wife washed her hair with one that was there
Now there's 86 bottles of beer
Posted:
Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:47 pmby Arneb
86 bottles of beer on the wall, 86 bottles oof beer,
Tucked the lil'un away,now swiftly, if I may,
I'll make it 85 bottles of beer.
Posted:
Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:50 amby KLA2
85 bottles of beer on the wall, 85 bottles of beer
I mow the lawn, another one gone
Now there's 84 bottles of beer ...
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Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:49 pmby Мастер
84 bottles of beer on the wall, 84 bottles of beer
Some drunken ass, breaks the glass
83 bottles of beer on the wall
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Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:55 pmby Arneb
83 bottles of beer on the wall, 83 bottles of beer
Dave Beckham, glitzzy and tall, shoots one down from the wall.
That's 82 bottles of beer.
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Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:45 amby Мастер
82 bottles of beer on the wall, 82 bottles of beer,
Some drunken lout takes one out
That's 81 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:33 amby KLA2
81 bottles of beer on the wall, 81 bottles of beer
I take one down, frosty and brown,
Now there's just 80 bottles of beer ...
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Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:28 amby Мастер
80 bottles of beer on the wall, 80 bottles of beer,
Don't look away, or one will stray
79 bottles of beer on the wall . . .
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Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:09 amby KLA2
79 bottles of beer on the wall, 79 bottles of beer
I pop a top and drink it like pop
Now there's 78 bottles of beer on the wall ...
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Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:33 amby Мастер
78 bottles of beer on the wall, 78 bottles of beer
Here comes a sot, who drinks a lot,
77 bottles of beer on the wall!
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Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:50 pmby Arneb
77 bottles of beer on the wall, 77 bottles of beer.
One is alc free, being on call, I'll drink thee
76 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:08 amby KLA2
76 bottles of beer on the wall, 76 bottles of beer
I grab one and drop, I hear it go "pop"
Now there's 75 bottles of beer ...
Posted:
Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:36 pmby Arneb
76 bottles of beer on the wall, 76 bottles of beer.
'Nother one one my tongue, a quarter of them gone:
75 bottles of beer.
Posted:
Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:10 pmby tubeswell
Arneb wrote:76 bottles of beer on the wall, 76 bottles of beer.
'Nother one one my tongue, a quarter of them gone:
75 bottles of beer.
Missed a beat - You're out!
74 bottles of beer on the wall, 74 bottles of beer.
Since I gave up, I don't give a f&@k!, so there's still
74 bottles of beer!