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99 bottles of beer ...

Postby KLA2 » Wed Jul 13, 2011 2:45 am

OK. Since I have never started an inane thread here, I do so now.

No need to repeat the preamble; just the final line.

At least, this should be of short duration - perhaps a month.

"99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, if one of the bottles I happen to drink there be ..."

98 bottles of beer.
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Postby Lance » Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:59 am

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around ...

97 bottles of beer on the wall

(How many different variations are there?)
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Postby KLA2 » Wed Jul 13, 2011 4:21 pm

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, if one of those bottles should happen to fall, there'd be

96 bottles of beer on the wall

... a lot of variations. Which may add some fun to this otherwise boring thread! :lol:
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Postby Arneb » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:01 pm

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer - if a doctor named A. shows a little restraint, there will still be 95 bottles of beer.
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Postby KLA2 » Sun Jul 17, 2011 3:44 am

^ :lol:

95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer
The German doc fancied a bottle of Boch
Now there's 94 bottles of beer ...
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Postby Arneb » Sun Jul 17, 2011 4:44 am

94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer,
His joints all boiling, KLA2 needs an oiling
Now there's 93 bottles of beer.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sun Jul 17, 2011 8:18 am

93 bottles of beer on the wall, 93 bottles of beer,
I really think I could use a drink,
Now there's 92 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Postby KLA2 » Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:51 am

92 bottles of beer on the wall, 92 bottles of beer,
I toss one to Jim and I drink one with him
Now there's just 90 bottles of beer on the wall ...
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Postby Arneb » Mon Jul 18, 2011 7:35 am

90 bottles of beer on the wall, 90 bottles of beer.
One for the doc - alcohol-free in stock?
Now there's 89 bottles of beer.
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Postby KLA2 » Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:15 am

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer
It's a hot day today so I drink one and hey,
Now there's 88 bottles of beer
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Postby Arneb » Tue Jul 19, 2011 3:16 pm

88 bottles of beer on the wall, 88 bottles of beer.
Dr. A. is off-call, pours one, cool and tall
There remain 87 bottles of beer.
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Postby KLA2 » Wed Jul 20, 2011 12:18 am

87 bottles of beer on the wall, 87 bottles of beer
My wife washed her hair with one that was there
Now there's 86 bottles of beer
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Postby Arneb » Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:47 pm

86 bottles of beer on the wall, 86 bottles oof beer,
Tucked the lil'un away,now swiftly, if I may,
I'll make it 85 bottles of beer.
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Postby KLA2 » Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:50 am

85 bottles of beer on the wall, 85 bottles of beer
I mow the lawn, another one gone
Now there's 84 bottles of beer ...
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Postby Мастер » Sat Jul 30, 2011 3:49 pm

84 bottles of beer on the wall, 84 bottles of beer
Some drunken ass, breaks the glass
83 bottles of beer on the wall
They call me Mr Celsius!
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Postby Arneb » Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:55 pm

83 bottles of beer on the wall, 83 bottles of beer
Dave Beckham, glitzzy and tall, shoots one down from the wall.
That's 82 bottles of beer.
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Postby Мастер » Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:45 am

82 bottles of beer on the wall, 82 bottles of beer,
Some drunken lout takes one out
That's 81 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Postby KLA2 » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:33 am

81 bottles of beer on the wall, 81 bottles of beer
I take one down, frosty and brown,
Now there's just 80 bottles of beer ...
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Postby Мастер » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:28 am

80 bottles of beer on the wall, 80 bottles of beer,
Don't look away, or one will stray
79 bottles of beer on the wall . . .
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Postby KLA2 » Mon Aug 01, 2011 3:09 am

79 bottles of beer on the wall, 79 bottles of beer
I pop a top and drink it like pop
Now there's 78 bottles of beer on the wall ...
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Postby Мастер » Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:33 am

78 bottles of beer on the wall, 78 bottles of beer
Here comes a sot, who drinks a lot,
77 bottles of beer on the wall!
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Postby Arneb » Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:50 pm

77 bottles of beer on the wall, 77 bottles of beer.
One is alc free, being on call, I'll drink thee
76 bottles of beer on the wall.
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Postby KLA2 » Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:08 am

76 bottles of beer on the wall, 76 bottles of beer
I grab one and drop, I hear it go "pop"
Now there's 75 bottles of beer ...
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Postby Arneb » Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:36 pm

76 bottles of beer on the wall, 76 bottles of beer.
'Nother one one my tongue, a quarter of them gone:
75 bottles of beer.
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Postby tubeswell » Fri Sep 16, 2011 7:10 pm

Arneb wrote:76 bottles of beer on the wall, 76 bottles of beer.
'Nother one one my tongue, a quarter of them gone:
75 bottles of beer.


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74 bottles of beer on the wall, 74 bottles of beer.
Since I gave up, I don't give a f&@k!, so there's still
74 bottles of beer!
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