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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Мастер » Sat Nov 01, 2014 12:15 am

Arneb wrote:anything even vaguely out of the Hello Kitty/Hannah Montana/Bpoy Scout sphere as "not suitable for kids".


Hello Kitty? You think it's OK to show children demonic anthropomorphised cats?
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Arneb » Sat Nov 01, 2014 11:10 pm

Мастер wrote:
Arneb wrote:anything even vaguely out of the Hello Kitty/Hannah Montana/Bpoy Scout sphere as "not suitable for kids".


Hello Kitty? You think it's OK to show children demonic anthropomorphised cats?

I don't. I just know that a lot of people do, namely those that buy that shit. They are probably the ones who also think that showing men drinking beer around a barbecue is noteworthy to concerned parents...
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby MM_Dandy » Tue Nov 04, 2014 10:06 pm

So, anyway...no guesses even? I kind of thought that the whole tree-bursting-into-flames-upon-climax bit should have given it away.

How about this, then?
A mob forms at the diner and a young man throws a rock through <character>'s full window painting. Another does the same, and then several men throw a park bench through the window. The mob then breaks into the diner and ransacks the place. Later, the mob also burns many books.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Wed Nov 05, 2014 9:25 am

I got nuttin'.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Nov 07, 2014 4:36 pm

I googled it and I hadn't seen the film, I'm out.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby tubeswell » Sun Nov 09, 2014 10:19 pm

Harry Potter and the somethingy something
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby MM_Dandy » Mon Nov 10, 2014 3:26 pm

Not Harry Potter, but we do have "magical" transportation between realities.
- Don Knotts' last on-screen theatrical appearance, although he would go on to make appearances on television and direct-to-video works, as well as do some voice acting.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby MM_Dandy » Fri Nov 14, 2014 3:53 pm

Does this mean I win again? :D
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Onwards and upwards, then:
Sex and Nudity
None.
Violence and Gore
Two people examine another human who is dying of a wound. They remove a bandage showing a very bloody wound with blood still oozing out of it. The woman turns away horrified. They comfort the wounded man, who dies later that night.
Profanity
None.
Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking
A lot of characters smoke pipes and drink wine and ale, though they never get drunk.
Frightening/Intense Scenes
<character> is a frightening, creepy creature.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:24 pm

No sex, nudity or profanity?

Harry Potter and the somethingy something?
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:29 pm

No sex, nudity or profanity, but pipes, wine and ale? A Hobbit or Lord of the Rings film?
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:39 pm

I missed the smoking, I think yours is a much better guess.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Fri Nov 14, 2014 4:58 pm

I'm going to guess that the wounded man was Theodred, which would make the film The Two Towers.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby MM_Dandy » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:03 pm

Lianachan wrote:I'm going to guess that the wounded man was Theodred, which would make the film The Two Towers.


Well done! You're up!

Edited to add:
* Gollum was the "frightening, creepy creature."
* I'm nearly certain Gimli drinks to the point of passing out, which made that particular clue misleading. Maybe that's only in the extended edition of the movie?
* Next round of clues would have been:
Humans ambush another group of humans fighting for the bad guys. Several of the bad guy humans are shot with arrows and we see several dead bodies.

A scene in which the main character falls into a marsh that carries the souls of dead people. We see very scary, grotesque ghosts trying to pull him in, but his friends pull him out. This scene is very disturbing and very scary.

The servants of the bad guys are clad all in black with their faces invisible. They emit loud screams and talk with a very evil voce. They ride grotesque flying creatures that kill people and good guys without mercy.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Fri Nov 14, 2014 9:05 pm

I'm a keen Tolkienologist, and know the books (and everything else he wrote) very well. I don't like the films, but I do also know them pretty well.

Next up:

A woman is pulled down the outhouse shaft. She escapes, but is killed by a zombie. (graphic - She is shown holding a large bloody wound and is covered in blood and excrement.)

In a continuation of the fight, A man stabs the zombie with a short sword. Another zombie then attacks a man, pushing him over a cliff. (graphic - Blood is down dripping down a tree. a man uses a zombie's intestines as a rope.)

A woman bashes a crow against a tree killing her.

A Man cuts off his own (infected) arm with a chainsaw and cauterizes the wound. (disturbing and graphic, but brief )

The profanity varies from different dubbed/subbed versions but this is from the original <SNIP> language.

Profanity: "bastards"(1) "bastard"(4) "cunt"(2) "damn"(5) "fuck"(9) "fuck's sake"(1) "fucking(2) "motherfucker"(1) "pissed"(1) "shit"(6)
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Мастер » Fri Nov 14, 2014 9:21 pm

Arg, I don't think I know any zombie films.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lance » Fri Nov 14, 2014 9:28 pm

Based solely on the chainsaw, Evil Dead 2?

This scene would have been followed by the protagonist capturing the possessed, severed limb under a bucket which was then weighted down with a stack of books. The book on the top of the stack? A Farewell to Arms
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Fri Nov 14, 2014 9:32 pm

To be pedantic, the things in the film aren't really zombies - they're draugr. I guess it's just easier for people to refer to them as zombies, although that diminishes the understanding of their nature and (particularly) motive. I suspect you know even fewer draugr films, though.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Fri Nov 14, 2014 9:32 pm

Not an Evil Dead film. Nice book gag, though! Not an American film.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Tue Nov 18, 2014 10:22 am

It is, in fact, a Norwegian film.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Nov 18, 2014 10:29 am

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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Tue Nov 18, 2014 11:09 am

A great film, but also an incorrect guess.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Nov 18, 2014 11:10 am

I think that is me out of Norwegian films, assuming TH is actually Norwegian.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Tue Nov 18, 2014 11:42 am

It is a genuine Norwegian comedy/horror film. The "zombies" are of German soldiers from WW2.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Nov 18, 2014 12:00 pm

That doesn't help much.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Nov 18, 2014 12:03 pm

Harrison Fjord and The Temple of Doom?
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