The IMDB Parents Guide Game

All the game threads. (It's only teenage wasteland.)

Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Мастер » Wed May 04, 2016 6:26 pm

tubeswell wrote:Guardians of the Galaxy?


No.

Frightening/Intense Scenes:

The <fictional creatures> may frighten some very young children. Certain scenes (such as the scene in the sea) may frighten some very, very young children.

After <a band> sing a sad song with an eccentric creature who just helped them, most of the band intend to leave him even as he crying piteously at the empty, lonely life he has. However, <band member> refuses to do so and invites the creature to come with them to a better place.
Death seed, blind man's greed
Poets starving, children bleed
Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty-first century schizoid man
User avatar
Мастер
Moderator
Moderator
Злой Мудак
Mauerspecht
 
Posts: 20545
Joined: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:56 pm
Location: Far from Damascus

Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Heid the Ba » Thu May 05, 2016 8:17 am

Band? Scenes in the sea?

Yellow submarine? I didn't know that was a drugs reference, assuming I'm correct.
Get it up ye.
User avatar
Heid the Ba
Enlightened One
Enlightened One
Tree hugging, veggie, sandal wearing, pinko Euroweasel
Mr. Sexy Ass
 
Posts: 37909
Joined: Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:20 pm
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland

Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Мастер » Thu May 05, 2016 8:59 am

Heid the Ba' wrote:Band? Scenes in the sea?

Yellow submarine? I didn't know that was a drugs reference, assuming I'm correct.


We have a winner!
Death seed, blind man's greed
Poets starving, children bleed
Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty-first century schizoid man
User avatar
Мастер
Moderator
Moderator
Злой Мудак
Mauerspecht
 
Posts: 20545
Joined: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:56 pm
Location: Far from Damascus

Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Heid the Ba » Thu May 05, 2016 10:23 am

Sex & Nudity
2/10
A few mild kissing scenes.
There is a scene in which a man is "bundled" in a bed.
Character's sister in-law wears dresses(thematic for the time) that reveal cleavage. Later on we see her with a child.

Violence & Gore
10/10 Lots of mooing

Profanity
10/10 Hundreds of uses of moo

Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking
A scene set in a bar has drinking and smoking in the background.

Frightening/Intense Scenes
Children are often in mortal danger. Sometimes they are killed heartlessly.
Many brutally realistic battle scenes include lots of death and gore.
A man suddenly commits suicide after finding his wife and child killed by the enemy in front of his comrades.
A man thought to be dead rises suddenly.
In a very emotional sequence, a church full of innocent men, women, and children is burned to the ground.

Either this was written by a nutter or I have no idea what "bundled" and "moo" mean.
Get it up ye.
User avatar
Heid the Ba
Enlightened One
Enlightened One
Tree hugging, veggie, sandal wearing, pinko Euroweasel
Mr. Sexy Ass
 
Posts: 37909
Joined: Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:20 pm
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland

Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Мастер » Thu May 05, 2016 10:54 am

I would have had no idea, until I saw the very last one; now I sense the presence of Mad Max transported from the future to the 1770s (or maybe the 1780s).
Death seed, blind man's greed
Poets starving, children bleed
Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty-first century schizoid man
User avatar
Мастер
Moderator
Moderator
Злой Мудак
Mauerspecht
 
Posts: 20545
Joined: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:56 pm
Location: Far from Damascus

Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Heid the Ba » Thu May 05, 2016 10:59 am

That would be the era the film is set in, and it does star the original Mad Max.
Get it up ye.
User avatar
Heid the Ba
Enlightened One
Enlightened One
Tree hugging, veggie, sandal wearing, pinko Euroweasel
Mr. Sexy Ass
 
Posts: 37909
Joined: Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:20 pm
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland

Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Мастер » Thu May 05, 2016 11:43 am

Was he patriotic?
Death seed, blind man's greed
Poets starving, children bleed
Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty-first century schizoid man
User avatar
Мастер
Moderator
Moderator
Злой Мудак
Mauerspecht
 
Posts: 20545
Joined: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:56 pm
Location: Far from Damascus

Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Heid the Ba » Thu May 05, 2016 12:08 pm

It would seem so, he certainly wasn't historically accurate.
Get it up ye.
User avatar
Heid the Ba
Enlightened One
Enlightened One
Tree hugging, veggie, sandal wearing, pinko Euroweasel
Mr. Sexy Ass
 
Posts: 37909
Joined: Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:20 pm
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland

Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Thu May 05, 2016 2:20 pm

I think it's great that cattle are apparently finally getting some good speaking parts, instead of just standing about in fields.
A-nis bidh fios aig daoine nuair a tha mi a 'mionnachadh aig dhaibh.
User avatar
Lianachan
Enlightened One
Enlightened One
Tits and Nazis though.... Worth investigating
 
Posts: 6422
Joined: Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:12 pm
Location: A' Ghàidhealtachd, Alba

Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Heid the Ba » Thu May 05, 2016 2:33 pm

Well it is a moovie. It should star Rob Low.
Get it up ye.
User avatar
Heid the Ba
Enlightened One
Enlightened One
Tree hugging, veggie, sandal wearing, pinko Euroweasel
Mr. Sexy Ass
 
Posts: 37909
Joined: Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:20 pm
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland

Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Мастер » Thu May 05, 2016 3:34 pm

So have I got it, or do I actually have to say, "The Patriot"?
Death seed, blind man's greed
Poets starving, children bleed
Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty-first century schizoid man
User avatar
Мастер
Moderator
Moderator
Злой Мудак
Mauerspecht
 
Posts: 20545
Joined: Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:56 pm
Location: Far from Damascus

Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Heid the Ba » Thu May 05, 2016 3:45 pm

I was waiting for you just to post the next one, but you've said it now.
Get it up ye.
User avatar
Heid the Ba
Enlightened One
Enlightened One
Tree hugging, veggie, sandal wearing, pinko Euroweasel
Mr. Sexy Ass
 
Posts: 37909
Joined: Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:20 pm
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland

Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Fri Jul 29, 2016 3:00 pm

Watch on youtube.com
A-nis bidh fios aig daoine nuair a tha mi a 'mionnachadh aig dhaibh.
User avatar
Lianachan
Enlightened One
Enlightened One
Tits and Nazis though.... Worth investigating
 
Posts: 6422
Joined: Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:12 pm
Location: A' Ghàidhealtachd, Alba

Previous

Return to Baba O'Riley

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests

cron