The IMDB Parents Guide Game

[Heid the Ba]

"Two characters have small parasitic creatures put in their ears and scream in agony"

This is the only part I recognise, and I don't think I have seen the whole film.

"Wrath of Khan"?

[Lianachan]

Thank God, there weren't any more entries that didn't contain character names.

You're up.

[Heid the Ba]

A teenage girl's hand, missing one finger, turns up on the beach. There is no blood.

[Мастер]

Guessing, but Jaws?

[Lianachan]

That would have been my guess, and was a film I actually looked for streetview locations to use in t'other game earlier today. It was in my mind after getting The Spy Who Loved Me.

[Heid the Ba]

Jaws it is.

[Мастер]

Two men walk through an orgy scene talking, background figures are shown nude, genitals visible, having sex, freakish figures are depicted (edited in R-rated).

A machine with huge blades cuts peoples heads off lots of blood and heads roll (unrated).

Almost little to no cussing, but there are some instances of "Bastard" and "Slut"

[Lance]

Two men walk through an orgy scene talking, background figures are shown nude, genitals visible, having sex, freakish figures are depicted (edited in R-rated).

A machine with huge blades cuts peoples heads off lots of blood and heads roll (unrated).

Almost little to no cussing, but there are some instances of "Bastard" and "Slut"

I don't know, but it sounds like a fun little flick.

[tubeswell]

What is IMDB anyhow?

[Lance]

It's the Internet Movie Database

[Lianachan]

That's Caligula. Not as much of a fun little flick as it sounds.

[Мастер]

That's Caligula.

It is indeed!

[tubeswell]

I saw Caligula about 20 (or was it 30) years ago. Quite debauched for its time. Moreso than I Claudius.

[Lianachan]

It was the machine with the spinning blades that was the give away for me.

What debauched piece of nonsense is this?

A preteen boy drops a ceramic statue of a male nude statuette and the penis breaks off. A few comments are made of inappropriate parts. One of the boys present says it's his mom's favorite part. The boy glues the broken private parts of the statue on upside down, making it appear as it has an erection.

A teen boy positions his rear view mirror to look at a girl's panties up her skirt.

A man slips and falls, landing astride a log, hurting his groin.

A boy is locked in the trunk of a car with a corpse that has a bullet wound to its head.

[Heid the Ba]

Bah, I would have got Caligula, I watched it on a tuesday evening in Dumfries, out my face on acid with a mate whose Gran had just died.

No idea what the current one is though.

[tubeswell]

Ah! So there's been another a remake of Caligula?

[MM_Dandy]

What debauched piece of nonsense is this?

A preteen boy drops a ceramic statue of a male nude statuette and the penis breaks off. A few comments are made of inappropriate parts. One of the boys present says it's his mom's favorite part. The boy glues the broken private parts of the statue on upside down, making it appear as it has an erection.

A teen boy positions his rear view mirror to look at a girl's panties up her skirt.

A man slips and falls, landing astride a log, hurting his groin.

A boy is locked in the trunk of a car with a corpse that has a bullet wound to its head.

Goonies!

Although there is at least one error in the description - the teen boy positions his rear view mirror to look down a girl's shirt.

And some omissions:
- A boy is trapped in a walk-in freezer with a corpse that has a bullet wound to its head.
- Skeletons - some in poses clearly insinuating violent deaths.
- Several utterances of the s-word.
- References to drugs.
- References to sexual torture.
- A man finds himself in the uncomfortable position of having a pair of toy jaws lodged onto his groin.
- Corey Feldman.

[MM_Dandy]

Under the category "Sex & Nudity"

There is a brief story told by character name redacted that is somewhat suggestive. There is another suggestive story told by character name redacted. Some cuss words for genitals. A few uses of the f word.

"Profanity"

20 'fu, 12 's', 17 'h 10 'sob, 8 'a$$', 16 'da', 1 'crap', three terms that reference male genitalia, and lots of insults.

"Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking"

Several soldiers occasionally smoke during the movie, such as character name redacted who smokes a few cigars and character name redacted who shares a smoke with a captured German soldier.

Several of the soldiers chew tobacco on several occasions.

One of the soldiers says that he didn't smoke before the war and at the time is smoking a cigarette.

The entries in "Violence & Gore" and "Frightening/Intense Scenes" are giveaways.

[Мастер]

Saving Private Ryan?

[Lianachan]

What debauched piece of nonsense is this?

A preteen boy drops a ceramic statue of a male nude statuette and the penis breaks off. A few comments are made of inappropriate parts. One of the boys present says it's his mom's favorite part. The boy glues the broken private parts of the statue on upside down, making it appear as it has an erection.

A teen boy positions his rear view mirror to look at a girl's panties up her skirt.

A man slips and falls, landing astride a log, hurting his groin.

A boy is locked in the trunk of a car with a corpse that has a bullet wound to its head.

Goonies!

Although there is at least one error in the description - the teen boy positions his rear view mirror to look down a girl's shirt.


And some omissions:
- A boy is trapped in a walk-in freezer with a corpse that has a bullet wound to its head.
- Skeletons - some in poses clearly insinuating violent deaths.
- Several utterances of the s-word.
- References to drugs.
- References to sexual torture.
- A man finds himself in the uncomfortable position of having a pair of toy jaws lodged onto his groin.
- Corey Feldman.

It is indeed The Goonies. The whole point in the parental advisory stuff is that it's not always accurate, and is highly subjective. Some of them used to be extremely funny, but I think IMDB must have been tidying them up of late.

Oh, and I didn't post all of the entries from the guide - just a few of them.

[MM_Dandy]

Saving Private Ryan?

Correct!

Lianachan - I see your point. My pedantry ends here. Or, there, rather.

[Мастер]

Lianachan - I see your point. My pedantry ends here. Or, there, rather.

Mine is just getting started!




From Sex & Nudity:

Prostitutes and a brothel are a constant presence throughout the film. The women are seen in nightgowns and revealing dress, and some of the men who are customers are seen flirting, and getting dressed after offscreen sex. One man is seen buckling his belt, another putting his boots on.

From Violence & Gore:

<name> shoots an unarmed man as retaliation for decorating the bar with a body (very large bullet bloody bullet wound, he flies backwards from the force of the blast).

From Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking:

Various people drink whiskey throughout the film.

From Frightening/Intense Scenes:

A man hallucinates and speaks about seeing men he's killed with graphic detail.

[MM_Dandy]

I just saw this! (and immediately ran to confession - women in nightgowns!)

Unforgiven

[MM_Dandy]

"Sex & Nudity"

Three fantasy segments have the tournament PR lady in revealing lingerie, including views of her nearly bare buttocks (and one with another player making out with her).

"Violence & Gore"

Two men fight and it involves many punches to the face, tackles and some swearing.

A man falls out a window (nothing is shown)

"Profanity"

11 "s" words, 13 "ass" words, 8 damn's, 5 hell's, 2 SOB's, 1 crap, 1 "n" word, 1 "f" word

"Alcohol/Drugs/Smoking"

Some alcohol is consumed by the characters in a bar scene, but in a civil way.

"Frightening/Intense Scenes"

Can be emotionally intense.

[tubeswell]

Girl with the Dragon tattoo