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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Aug 09, 2013 1:31 pm

Set in Iran, filmed in the US and Turkey.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Fri Aug 09, 2013 1:35 pm

Ah-ha! An epiphany. Is it Argo?
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Aug 09, 2013 1:39 pm

Ar, go fuck yourself! Indeed it is.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Fri Aug 09, 2013 2:02 pm

^ Good sweary pirate, there.

Next up:

Two women and a man spend much of the film with no shirts on (bare breasts and the man's bare chest are visible on numerous occasions) and only bandages wrapped around them, below the waist.

Intense swearing on multiple occasions in English, German, and Japanese.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby tubeswell » Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:18 pm

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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:35 pm

Nope. Good film, but nope.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby tubeswell » Fri Aug 09, 2013 8:01 pm

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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Fri Aug 09, 2013 8:58 pm

Nope. Another few entries:

A man in a car speaks to two stranded women in another car and makes several sexual remarks, including insinuating that he had seen them in a pornographic video, and he makes a sexual gesture with his tongue.

A man tells another man "I have to kill you," before doing so.

Many viewers will find the film to be very gruesome and disturbing.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby tubeswell » Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:25 pm

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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Sun Aug 11, 2013 11:30 am

Ha! But no.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby tubeswell » Sun Aug 11, 2013 6:22 pm

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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:02 am

Nope. This film is considerably less good than that.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby tubeswell » Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:43 am

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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:14 pm

I know this will be hard to believe, but it's even worse than that. As these further pieces of parental guidance might demonstrate:

When a man lowers his pants to defecate, we see a brief glimpse of his bare buttock.

A man marks them for surgical cuts, we see him cutting into buttock tissue (we see bloody tissue being pulled away) and he pulls several teeth using surgical pliers (we see the bloody teeth and a bit of blood in a woman's mouth.)

A man cuts his own throat using a shard of glass (we hear tearing and crunching and blood pours from the wound): he collapses, we hear him gurgling and see a pool of blood collecting under him.

A woman's surgical scar is infected, a man squeezes a spot, puss oozes out onto his finger, he smells it and tells her she is very sick and will die.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:25 pm

I haven't seen it, and have no intention of ever seeing it, but "Human Centipede"?
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:39 pm

Yup! Fucking awful film.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:47 pm

Sex and nudity

[Male lead] has sex with women in this movie. We don't see more than some kissing though.

Lots of euphemisms and innuendo.


Violence & Gore

Body count is less than 10; there is a karate fight.

Lots of shooting and punching. On three occasions, we see bloody bullet holes with a moderate amount of surrounding blood, including at least two headshots.

A man is frozen.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:15 pm

Sounds Bondian to me.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:20 pm

You do horror, I do Bond.

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[Character] uses some racist slurs against Asians. He calls them "pointy heads in pajamas."
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Mon Aug 12, 2013 1:59 pm

I can't recall anybody being frozen in a Bond film. So, resorting to the old fashioned way: Dr No?
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:29 pm

Not Dr No.

I know the film and I can't think who gets frozen . . .

From the "No shit Sherlock" files:

Bond smokes and drinks occasionally.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lance » Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:43 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:I haven't seen it, and have no intention of ever seeing it, but "Human Centipede"?

Lianachan wrote:Yup! Fucking awful film.

Are you guys kidding? It's a _great_ film. A modern, wonderful work of art. If we hadn't watched it, we would have never understood the "Human Cent-IPAD" episode of South Park.

I have the second one too, but haven't watched it yet.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:49 pm

I see what you're saying, but it wasn't for me. Apart from laughing at the feeeeeed huuuurrrrrrrrrr!!! bit, of course.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lance » Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:33 pm

Lianachan wrote:I see what you're saying, but it wasn't for me. Apart from laughing at the feeeeeed huuuurrrrrrrrrr!!! bit, of course.

Nah, it was sick shit for sure. I was just messing around.

But I will watch the second one some day. Like a train wreck you can't look away from.
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Re: The IMDB Parents Guide Game

Postby Lianachan » Tue Aug 13, 2013 9:45 am

So, it's the one where Bond smokes and drinks occasionally. I think that one was From Russia With Love.
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