The Never Ending Romance Novel
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:06 pm
, whilst in reality,
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:28 pm
they were hotter
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Wed Aug 07, 2013 12:53 am
barely, than penguins
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Wed Aug 07, 2013 3:32 pm
. As he thrust
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Wed Aug 07, 2013 3:34 pm
through the crowded
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Thu Aug 08, 2013 4:54 am
introitus, he felt
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Thu Aug 08, 2013 6:14 am
an anticlimatic disappointment
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Thu Aug 08, 2013 3:34 pm
before extreme pleasure
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Thu Aug 08, 2013 7:19 pm
of coitus interruptus
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Fri Aug 09, 2013 1:39 am
resumed, so hot
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Fri Aug 09, 2013 2:19 am
pokers, and electrified
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Fri Aug 09, 2013 12:55 pm
nipple clamps were
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Fri Aug 09, 2013 7:20 pm
somewhat rustier than
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:19 pm
she liked but
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Sat Aug 10, 2013 10:09 pm
as beggars can't
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Sat Aug 10, 2013 11:00 pm
refuse sex, she
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Sun Aug 11, 2013 7:42 am
had few options.
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Sun Aug 11, 2013 1:54 pm
Now extremely horny,
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Sun Aug 11, 2013 6:20 pm
and aggressive tuataras
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Mon Aug 12, 2013 2:47 pm
(really?)
fuck hard. Meanwhile,
fuck hard. Meanwhile,
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:54 am
they also bite.
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Tue Aug 13, 2013 1:18 pm
Chapter Two
Scene: A young, attractive woman sunbathes nude in a secluded corner of the beach. A well built, handsome gentleman, also nude, rounds the dune and sees here there just beginning to wake up. She sees him admiring her and smiles. He approached her confidently as she sat up on her blanket.
This is her:
[spoiler]
[/spoiler]
"What a lovely day"
Scene: A young, attractive woman sunbathes nude in a secluded corner of the beach. A well built, handsome gentleman, also nude, rounds the dune and sees here there just beginning to wake up. She sees him admiring her and smiles. He approached her confidently as she sat up on her blanket.
This is her:
[spoiler]
[/spoiler]"What a lovely day"
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Tue Aug 13, 2013 6:05 pm
"Pervert!" she screams.
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Tue Aug 13, 2013 6:17 pm
"Do me NOW!!!"
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Fri Aug 16, 2013 5:40 pm
she ordered him
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