Inspired by my re-writing of Spooks episodes elsewhere, how movies would unfold in the real world.
Die Hard
Scene one, LAX:
John Maclaine: "Taxi! (gets in) Jesus, 2 hour delay on the flight. Nakatomi Plaza and hurry!"
Scene two, Nakatomi Plaza, outside the police perimeter.
JM: "Shit!"
Scene three, a nearby bar.
JM drinks and watches events unfold.
Roll credits.
Movies in the real world.
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Re: Movies in the real world.
by tubeswell » Fri Oct 04, 2013 5:06 pm
Says it all really
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
If you are seeing an apparent paradox, that means you are missing something.
If you are seeing an apparent paradox, that means you are missing something.
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Re: Movies in the real world.
by Enzo » Wed Oct 09, 2013 3:05 am
Moby Dick
Call me Ishmael
Off drinking with the Greenpeace guys. I got nothing to hunt and they got nothing to save.
Call me Ishmael
Off drinking with the Greenpeace guys. I got nothing to hunt and they got nothing to save.
E Pluribus Condom
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Re: Movies in the real world.
by Lianachan » Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:25 am
The Passion Of The Christ
<blank screen for 127 mins>
<blank screen for 127 mins>
A-nis bidh fios aig daoine nuair a tha mi a 'mionnachadh aig dhaibh.
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Re: Movies in the real world.
by tubeswell » Wed Oct 09, 2013 7:47 am
Enzo wrote:Moby Dick
Call me Ishmael
Off drinking with the Greenpeace guys. I got nothing to hunt and they got nothing to save.
So you guys found a happy equilibrium?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
If you are seeing an apparent paradox, that means you are missing something.
If you are seeing an apparent paradox, that means you are missing something.
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Re: Movies in the real world.
by Heid the Ba » Tue Dec 03, 2013 10:21 am
The Fast and the Furious.
Character 1: You should see how fast this is.
Character 2: I can drive anything.
Car crashes, both die.
Character 1: You should see how fast this is.
Character 2: I can drive anything.
Car crashes, both die.
Get it up ye.
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Re: Movies in the real world.
by Arneb » Sun Dec 08, 2013 7:56 pm
Star Wars
"Death Star will be in shooting range in 30" min.
Sky lights up
"Oh, I guess they took out Yavin instead"
Fiery meteorite rain buries rebel base.
Darth Vader and Grand Moff Tarkin stand in front of a window, watching the destruction of the Yavin system.
Tarkin: "And they really thought we would give them thirty minutes to do half an orbit around the planet giving them an opportunity to launch a counterattack"
Vader: "Apparently. Bloody amateurs".
Roll credits
"Death Star will be in shooting range in 30" min.
Sky lights up
"Oh, I guess they took out Yavin instead"
Fiery meteorite rain buries rebel base.
Darth Vader and Grand Moff Tarkin stand in front of a window, watching the destruction of the Yavin system.
Tarkin: "And they really thought we would give them thirty minutes to do half an orbit around the planet giving them an opportunity to launch a counterattack"
Vader: "Apparently. Bloody amateurs".
Roll credits
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