Illuminati-R-Us

Burrito.

I could really go for a burrito. But sadly, it's going to be McDonald's tonight.

What are you in the mood for?

Curry. The answer is always curry, with naan or chapati.

Omelet. Simple ham and cheese.

Large whisky, to celebrate making it reasonably unscathed to the end of a shitty week.

Lianachan wrote:Large whisky, to celebrate making it reasonably unscathed to the end of a shitty week.

Time machine, so I can have less of the C₂H₅OH an hour or two back.

Мастер wrote:

Lianachan wrote:Large whisky, to celebrate making it reasonably unscathed to the end of a shitty week.

Time machine, so I can have less of the C₂H₅OH an hour or two back.

I bet I get my whisky before you get your time machine. Unless, of course, you ever do get a time machine. I suppose the actual date you obtain it would become irrelevant, really, and the fact that you're still looking for one today* means you'll never have one?

* At least, that's what you claim....

I am on call, so no whisky for this gentleman in white, please.

I'd love a Franconian Schäuferle mit Kraut, Kloß und Soß, maybe preceded by a Bavarain Leberknödelsuppe, accompanied by a few good Franconian Kellerbier and certainly followed by some chocolaty/creamy dessert, a double espresso macchiato and Franconian Schnaps.

Maybe next week, when the terrible Arnebcouple and their even more terrible Arnebspawn invade Franconia to plunder my in-laws

Yes, I am over 100 kg. Why do you ask?

Wineclub tonight, but I'm driving in the morning so there will be more moderation than usual. This is my weapon of choice.

Arneb: You know your in-laws are looking forward to the visit of their lovely daughter, her terrible husband and their delightful grosskinder?

Global Law banning ketchup from EVER being used on hot dogs.

Lance wrote:Global Law banning ketchup from EVER being used on hot dogs.

Ah, stupid. It's "Globa Law that MANDATES ketchup to always be used on hot dogs". I 'm sure it was only a typo.

Arneb wrote:

Lance wrote:Global Law banning ketchup from EVER being used on hot dogs.

Ah, stupid. It's "Globa Law that MANDATES ketchup to always be used on hot dogs". I 'm sure it was only a typo.

What is a "Globa" law? Maybe that reverses the meaning of the rest of the sentence. Yes, I looked it up, that's exactly what it is. So yes, I support your statement.

Ahh, now you've mirsead a typo to mean Globa instead of Global. Come ON, you know you're talking yourself into a corner here.

.. great global peacemaker, like David Hasselhoff, to arbitrate The Great Hot Dog Divide, so that we may go forwards in peace.

Arneb wrote:Ahh, now you've mirsead a typo to mean Globa instead of Global. Come ON, you know you're talking yourself into a corner here.

No, I looked it up. A "Globa Law" is a "Reverse Law". It specifically means the opposite of what it says. We will attribute this to a Freudian Slip on your part. It's okay...

Oh Lord, be merciful upon his poor soul...

Ostrogoth

...Everyone to say a special prayer for Arneb this Sunday.

...a new avatar that ruly embodies a great cosmic truth. Like the one I'm using as of now.

...opportunity to grant Arneb's wish.

An admin who isn't

a sane moderator.

Respite

...big snow storm, like the one passing just north of us but will likely miss us entirely.

spring that deserves the name.

way to be simultaneously in Orkney and Inverness in a fortnight, as I've arranged to be at a Good Thing in each location that I don't want to miss.