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Mis-cast

Postby Enzo » Tue Dec 27, 2016 11:41 pm

Wring and I find this fun, maybe no one else will. We imagine any existing movie and imagine the most inappropriate actors cast as roles.

Keanu Reeves IS Citzen Kane.

Joe Pesci and Chris Rock in the Shawshank Redemption.

Bill Shattner as Rainman

Steve Buscemi as Han Solo. Bobcat Goldthwait as Luke Sywalker.

Woody Allen as Spartacus.

Madonna as anything in any movie


Some of these are funnier when you say them than when you write them down later, I find...
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Re: Mis-cast

Postby Мастер » Wed Dec 28, 2016 12:06 am

Enzo wrote:Woody Allen as Spartacus.


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Re: Mis-cast

Postby Lance » Wed Dec 28, 2016 12:58 am

Okay, so:

Charles Bronson as Oliver in Love Story.
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Re: Mis-cast

Postby g-one » Wed Dec 28, 2016 1:12 am

Stallone as JFK.
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Re: Mis-cast

Postby Lance » Wed Dec 28, 2016 1:22 am

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Stephen Hawking
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Re: Mis-cast

Postby Мастер » Wed Dec 28, 2016 1:30 am

Bruce Willis as Ghandi.
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Re: Mis-cast

Postby Lance » Wed Dec 28, 2016 1:32 am

Rowan Atkinson as Superman
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Re: Mis-cast

Postby Arneb » Wed Dec 28, 2016 7:53 am

Dolph Lundgren as Yoda
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Re: Mis-cast

Postby Arneb » Wed Dec 28, 2016 11:10 am

Mel Gibson as Zelig.
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Re: Mis-cast

Postby Lianachan » Wed Dec 28, 2016 11:55 am

Jeff Goldbloom as James Bond.
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Re: Mis-cast

Postby Мастер » Wed Dec 28, 2016 12:21 pm

Laurence Olivier as Stanley Kowalski
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Re: Mis-cast

Postby Enzo » Wed Dec 28, 2016 2:43 pm

Gilbert Gottfried in To Kill a Mockingbird.

Melissa McCarthy in the Hunger Games.

Chris Kattan in... oh wait, that's too easy.

MArtin Short as Josef Mengele in the Boys from Brazil
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Re: Mis-cast

Postby tubeswell » Wed Dec 28, 2016 2:58 pm

Maggie Smith as Wonder-woman
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Re: Mis-cast

Postby tubeswell » Wed Dec 28, 2016 3:01 pm

Peter Dinklage as Captain America

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Re: Mis-cast

Postby Enzo » Wed Dec 28, 2016 7:12 pm

Martha Raye as Edith Piaf
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Re: Mis-cast

Postby Arneb » Wed Dec 28, 2016 7:26 pm

Peter Mayhew as Jean-Luc Picard.
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Re: Mis-cast

Postby Dragon Star » Thu Dec 29, 2016 1:22 am

Gallagher - Django
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Re: Mis-cast

Postby Lance » Thu Dec 29, 2016 2:06 am

Quentin Tarantino as Westley in The Princess Bride
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Re: Mis-cast

Postby pmcolt » Fri Sep 08, 2017 3:15 am

Owen Wilson is The Terminator
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Re: Mis-cast

Postby Lance » Fri Sep 08, 2017 4:23 am

Well, look who stopped by!

Lou Ferrigno as Tinkerbell
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