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Postby Мастер » Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:22 pm

Words to live by...
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Postby teri tait » Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:27 pm

<spelunks in carefully, with a heavy flashlight>

Smells like a trap in here!!!

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In my hands I hold a candle whose flame is small to see, And if I give but one light to you my life is filled for me.
But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sat Mar 11, 2006 2:24 am

φυλάττου τόν κυνά. :lol:
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Postby Lance » Sun Mar 12, 2006 4:20 pm

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Postby Lonewulf » Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:00 pm

Is this thread for lounging or trapping? If the former...

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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:16 pm

Lance wrote:Image

‘ούτος αίξ μέν εστίν, κύων δέ ού. :P
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sun Mar 12, 2006 5:35 pm

FTR, my post reads: "that's a goat, not a dog" using a men/de construct (links 2 parallel statements) to contrast aix (goat) and kyon (dog). :D

My previous post is, of course, a translation of the thread title.
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Postby Lance » Sun Mar 12, 2006 6:11 pm

umop ap!sdn wrote:that's a goat

That's bait. Can't have a decent trap without bait, now can you?
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Postby Lonewulf » Sun Mar 12, 2006 6:35 pm

The bait was tough.

I want a refund.
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Postby Lance » Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:11 pm

Okay. We have a "double your money back" guarantee. A check for twice the amount you paid is in the mail.
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Postby Lonewulf » Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:18 pm

Plus the emotional investment I put into this! Don't forget that!

I'm still getting ripped off, I know. :?
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Postby Мастер » Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:18 pm

Lance wrote:That's bait. Can't have a decent trap without bait, now can you?


Apparently. The trap was out for almost 42 hours, with no Wulf - then you put the bait out, and 40 minutes later...

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Postby Lance » Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:22 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
Lance wrote:That's bait. Can't have a decent trap without bait, now can you?


Apparently. The trap was out for almost 42 hours, with no Wulf - then you put the bait out, and 40 minutes later...

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The same thing happened with the Snare Trap. No wulf until I threw down the steak.
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Postby Lonewulf » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:34 am

Free food!
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Postby Nighthawk » Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:37 am

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Postby Lance » Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:48 am

:glp-1rof1:

You could have started your own Wulf Trap™ with that.
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