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Just a lamb
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Just a lamb
by Lance » Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:10 am
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by Lance » Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:25 am
You people don't recognize a Wulf Trap™ when you see one?
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by Dragon Star » Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:30 am
Yea, but if I eat it before the Wulf does that is irreverent isn't it?
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by Lance » Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:41 am
Dragon Star wrote:Yea, but if I eat it before the Wulf does that is irreverent isn't it?
It means I have to rebait the trap with a new lamb.
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by Lonewulf » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:14 am
Don't you guys get when a joke's gotten old? Oh, wait, no, you just comment on when *my* jokes are old. Anyways...
Since I can be so predictably... er, predictable.
Since I can be so predictably... er, predictable.
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by Lance » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:18 am
Lonewulf wrote:Don't you guys get when a joke's gotten old? Oh, wait, no, you just comment on when *my* jokes are old. Anyways...
Good point. I was being a hypocrite. I apologize.
Lonewulf wrote:Since I can be so predictably... er, predictable.
In this context I think "predatory" is the word you're looking for.
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by Мастер » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:22 am
pmcolt wrote:IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm da black sheep of da fam-i-ly!
(But how is a wulf trap Science and Technology related?)
You have to spread them around. They get moved to Games and Toys after a Wulf is captured.
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by Lonewulf » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:22 am
Lance wrote:Good point. I was being a hypocrite. I apologize.
A) I did it far more than you did, so you weren't really being a hypocrite. Just that, honestly, I'm tired of these threads. They're no fun unless I post in them, and then, people just talk about how "The Wulf's been CAUGHT!" Kinda a Catch 22, y'know?
B) Everyone's a hypocrite at least once. Show me someone that has never been a hypocrite, and I'll show you someone that changes what they say constantly so they never do it.
In this context I think "predatory" is the word you're looking for.
Free food! What can I say?
Though I didn't eat the lamb, just the lamb's dad. I don't eat baby animals. They're too cute.
And, they grow up to have more meat on them. Yum!
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by Lance » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:23 am
pmcolt wrote:(But how is a wulf trap Science and Technology related?)
Psychology.
Nah, it'll get moved now that it has sprung. But for traps to be effective against this smart prey, we need to keep moving them around.
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by Lonewulf » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:32 am
I've known since the beginning that they were traps, but... I mean...
C'mon, guys! Free food! It's only American that I go for it. I need to keep up my wulfish pot belly and all that.
Plus, I like to keep Lance and KOS thinking they have a chance against me. Gives them hope.
C'mon, guys! Free food! It's only American that I go for it. I need to keep up my wulfish pot belly and all that.
Plus, I like to keep Lance and KOS thinking they have a chance against me. Gives them hope.
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by pmcolt » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:36 am
Lance wrote:Nah, it'll get moved now that it has sprung. But for traps to be effective against this smart prey, we need to keep moving them around.
I see.
Well, you need to do more than just move the traps around. Ideally, the prey has no idea it's a trap until it's sprung. A vulnerable lamb might normally be enough to entice an unsuspecting predator, but Lonewulf is slightly smarter than the average Canis lupus specimen...
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by Lonewulf » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:56 am
pmcolt wrote:Well, you need to do more than just move the traps around. Ideally, the prey has no idea it's a trap until it's sprung. A vulnerable lamb might normally be enough to entice an unsuspecting predator, but Lonewulf is slightly smarter than the average Canis lupus specimen...
Yeah, see, I thought this was a compliment, and I felt all good about this.
Then I realized that he used the bolded word. Nice try, I'll be waiting for you when you least expect it. We'll see who's "slightly" then, bitch.
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by Мастер » Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:27 pm
Lonewulf wrote:I've known since the beginning that they were traps, but... I mean...
Well, some of them. The best ones are those which you still don't realize were traps :P
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by Lonewulf » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:06 pm
Like what? Cave Canem?
Puh-leaze.
Puh-leaze.
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by Lance » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:19 pm
Nope.
Give us your list of what you think were Wulf Traps™ and we'll tell you how many you are missing.
Give us your list of what you think were Wulf Traps™ and we'll tell you how many you are missing.
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by Lonewulf » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:29 pm
Oh, hell, I don't want to search through the database and see what struck me as "wulf traps". Here are the ones I found with a quick search:
Cave Canem
Just a Lamb
Wulf at Play
Snare Trap
(There were a few Bill Thompson posted that I swore were "wulf traps", but I doubt they count)
Tell me what I missed, and I'll honestly tell you whether I thought they were traps or not.
Asses
(Assi?)
Cave Canem
Just a Lamb
Wulf at Play
Snare Trap
(There were a few Bill Thompson posted that I swore were "wulf traps", but I doubt they count)
Tell me what I missed, and I'll honestly tell you whether I thought they were traps or not.
Asses
(Assi?)
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by Lance » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:49 pm
You got 3 of 6.
Wulf at Play was not a Wulf Trap™. It was just a funny picture.
Wulf at Play was not a Wulf Trap™. It was just a funny picture.
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by Lonewulf » Mon Mar 13, 2006 4:51 pm
Lance wrote:You got 3 of 6.
Damn. Oh well. Like I said, I'm not going to do a lot of searching. My memory, it's like... uhm.. one of those things that, y'know, filters out water to get rocks and stuff...
Lance wrote:Wulf at Play was not a Wulf Trap™. It was just a funny picture.
So you claim. I've learned not to trust an illuminatus!
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by Lance » Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:40 pm
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:defused
You misspelled "fell into a moderator trap".
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by Lonewulf » Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:41 pm
Hey, Lance, how do your reward your little puppy when he does something right? Give him a little cookie snack? Have him play fetch?
Seriously, that's pretty funny, KOS.
Seriously, that's pretty funny, KOS.
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by Lance » Tue Mar 14, 2006 3:55 pm
How about a nice game of "Chase the Ball" down on the beach?
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