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Postby Lance » Tue May 30, 2006 9:37 pm

Dragon Star wrote:I got 52%

On which?

Are you liberal or evil?
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Postby Dragon Star » Tue May 30, 2006 9:40 pm

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Postby Мастер » Tue May 30, 2006 10:01 pm

I got 78% evil.

The political one insulted me. Also, there were many cases where I didn't agree with either of the two choices offered.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed May 31, 2006 2:04 am

58% eVil
Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion....you must first set yourself on fire.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Wed May 31, 2006 2:59 am

The political quiz gave me the same first 2 rows as MM_Dandy got. :D But I don't think I'm actually 60% conservative.

KOS, I'm curious what specifically it said (understanding that nobody likes to be lumped into an ideology that they disagree with).



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<strong>You Are 34% Evil</strong>
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A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.<br />
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.
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<div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/">How Evil Are You?</a></div>[/html]

ph34r my evil streak! :twisted:
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Postby teri tait » Wed May 31, 2006 4:25 am

I'm only 44% evil, I suck at evil
In my hands I hold a candle whose flame is small to see, And if I give but one light to you my life is filled for me.
But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
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Postby azazul » Wed May 31, 2006 4:31 am

[html]<table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td bgcolor="#999999" align=center>
<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'>
<strong>Your Observation Skills Get A B</strong>
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Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time)<br />
And it takes something big to distract you!
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Postby azazul » Wed May 31, 2006 4:36 am

This one is way off, if there were such a thing as hell, I would damn sure be headed there.

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Your Deadly Sins
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<tr><td bgcolor="#FFCE93"><strong>Envy</strong>: 0%
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<tr><td bgcolor="#FFC995"><strong>Gluttony</strong>: 0%
</td></tr>

<tr><td bgcolor="#FFC498"><strong>Greed</strong>: 0%
</td></tr>

<tr><td bgcolor="#FFBF9A"><strong>Lust</strong>: 0%
</td></tr>

<tr><td bgcolor="#FFB99C"><strong>Pride</strong>: 0%
</td></tr>

<tr><td bgcolor="#FFB49E"><strong>Sloth</strong>: 0%
</td></tr>

<tr><td bgcolor="#FFAFA1"><strong>Wrath</strong>: 0%
</td></tr>

<tr><td bgcolor="#FFAAA3"><strong>Chance You'll Go to Hell</strong>: 0%
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<tr><td bgcolor="#FFA5A5">You will die at the hands of a jealous lover. How ironic.
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<div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/howsinfulareyouquiz/" target="_new">How Sinful Are You?</a></div>[/html]
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Postby azazul » Wed May 31, 2006 4:45 am

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Your Linguistic Profile:
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<tr><td bgcolor="#D9FFD8">65% General American English
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<tr><td bgcolor="#A8FFB3">20% Dixie
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<tr><td bgcolor="#D9FFD8">5% Midwestern
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<tr><td bgcolor="#A8FFB3">5% Yankee
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<tr><td bgcolor="#D9FFD8">0% Upper Midwestern
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<div align="center"><a target= "_new" href="http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofamericanenglishdoyouspeakquiz/">What Kind of American English Do You Speak?</a></div>[/html]
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Postby azazul » Wed May 31, 2006 4:55 am

[html]<table style="color: black;" align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>
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Your Political Profile:
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<tr><td bgcolor="#CCE2FE"><strong>Overall</strong>: 55% Conservative, 45% Liberal
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<tr><td bgcolor="#CDDFFE"><strong>Social Issues</strong>: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
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<tr><td bgcolor="#CFDCFF"><strong>Personal Responsibility</strong>: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
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<tr><td bgcolor="#D0D8FF"><strong>Fiscal Issues</strong>: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
</td></tr>

<tr><td bgcolor="#D1D5FF"><strong>Ethics</strong>: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
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<tr><td bgcolor="#D2D2FF"><strong>Defense and Crime</strong>: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
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Postby azazul » Wed May 31, 2006 4:59 am

[html]<table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td bgcolor="#CCCCCC" align=center>
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<strong>You Are 60% Evil</strong>
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You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.<br />
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.
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<div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/" target="_new">How Evil Are You?</a></div>[/html]

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azazul, I saved the original texts for these
posts in case you'd rather have them the way
they were. Just let me know if you do.

To anyone else, I'll be happy to convert your
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Postby Мастер » Wed May 31, 2006 10:27 am

umop ap!sdn wrote:KOS, I'm curious what specifically it said (understanding that nobody likes to be lumped into an ideology that they disagree with).


It said I was conservative and liberal.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Wed May 31, 2006 6:41 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:It said I was conservative and liberal.

Gotcha. ;)
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Postby MM_Dandy » Wed May 31, 2006 11:30 pm

You Are 48% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.


Well, I think that makes me less evil than Quebec for sure.
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Postby azazul » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:46 am

Thanks for the fixes MM Dandy.

Good to see I am still the most evil person here.
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Postby Мастер » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:19 am

azazul wrote:Good to see I am still the most evil person here.


No you're not. I had 78%.
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Postby azazul » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:30 am

Damn, why do you have to be so evil? I want to be most evil.
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Postby Dragon Star » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:45 pm

Oh boo-hoo, your both going to hell so deal with it. :P
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Postby MM_Dandy » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:50 pm

Dragon Star wrote:Oh boo-hoo, your both going to hell so deal with it. :P


Maybe not... ;)
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Postby Philip » Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:21 pm

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<strong>You Are 92% Evil</strong>
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You're the most evil person you know. <br />
The devil is even a little scared of you!
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Postby Мастер » Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:47 pm

Philip! :glp-worship:
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Postby St. Jimmy » Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:55 pm

The enemy!!! Must report to my higher Saint Authorities!!!! :shock:
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Postby St. Jimmy » Thu Jun 01, 2006 9:22 pm

Your Brain is 47% Female, 53% Male

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Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

What Gender Is Your Brain?

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Postby Dragon Star » Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:10 pm

Your Brain is 60% Female, 40% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

Well thats a pleasant surprise. :?
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:17 am

Your Brain is 67% Female, 33% Male

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Your brain leans female
You think with your heart, not your head
Sweet and considerate, you are a giver
But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!

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