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How Observant Are You?

Postby Lance » Tue May 30, 2006 1:31 pm

Your Observation Skills Get An A

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Hardly anything gets by you...
You have a great memory and eagle eyes

How Observant Are You?

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Postby Мастер » Tue May 30, 2006 2:37 pm

I got an A also, but I wasn't sure about some, and it didn't tell me how many I actually got right. One of the questions was about which hand on the Statue of Liberty holds the torch (slight US-centric?). I'm pretty sure I got that one right, even before I saw a picture of the Statue of Liberty in one of the ads on the sidebar :P
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Postby Lance » Tue May 30, 2006 2:43 pm

I think the "buttons on a woman's blouse" question is phrased poorly.

Everyone is answering "left", from the perspective of a wearer but it wants right, from the perspective of a viewer.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Tue May 30, 2006 4:24 pm

A- here.
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Postby Philip » Tue May 30, 2006 4:37 pm

A-
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Postby MM_Dandy » Tue May 30, 2006 5:21 pm

bah, only a B+.

A lot of ceiling fans can rotate in either direction.

On a related note, I took the "How Sinful Are You?" quiz and here are my results:
Your Deadly Sins
Sloth: 60%
Envy: 20%
Pride: 20%
Gluttony: 0%
Greed: 0%
Lust: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You will die while sleeping - and no one will notice.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Tue May 30, 2006 5:26 pm

ok. One more
You Passed 8th Grade Geography
Congratulations, you got 7/10 correct!
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Postby Lance » Tue May 30, 2006 5:38 pm

Your Deadly Sins
Lust: 80%
Gluttony: 60%
Wrath: 60%
Envy: 40%
Greed: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Pride: 20%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 49%
You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go.


You Passed 8th Grade Geography

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Congratulations, you got 7/10 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Geography?

http://www.blogthings.com/couldyoupass8thgradegeographyquiz/

Next I get to see what kind of Bra I am. Yippee.
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Postby Philip » Tue May 30, 2006 5:58 pm

[html]<table style="color: black;" align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>
<tr>
<td bgcolor="#FFD391" align=center>
<font style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'>
<strong>
Your Deadly Sins
</strong>
</font>
</td>
</tr>

<tr><td bgcolor="#FFCE93"><strong>Lust</strong>: 100%
</td></tr>

<tr><td bgcolor="#FFC995"><strong>Pride</strong>: 80%
</td></tr>

<tr><td bgcolor="#FFC498"><strong>Greed</strong>: 60%
</td></tr>

<tr><td bgcolor="#FFBF9A"><strong>Wrath</strong>: 60%
</td></tr>

<tr><td bgcolor="#FFB99C"><strong>Gluttony</strong>: 40%
</td></tr>

<tr><td bgcolor="#FFB49E"><strong>Envy</strong>: 20%
</td></tr>

<tr><td bgcolor="#FFAFA1"><strong>Sloth</strong>: 0%
</td></tr>

<tr><td bgcolor="#FFAAA3"><strong>Chance You'll Go to Hell</strong>: 51%
</td></tr>

<tr><td bgcolor="#FFA5A5">You'll die while in the throws of passion - the best way to go.
</td></tr>

</table>
<div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/howsinfulareyouquiz/" target="_new">How Sinful Are You?</a></div>[/html]

Fixed coding ~ umop
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Postby Philip » Tue May 30, 2006 6:01 pm

Ok, if someone could fix that I'd appreciate it.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Tue May 30, 2006 6:09 pm

You Failed 8th Grade Geography

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Sorry, you only got 5/10 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Geography?

http://www.blogthings.com/couldyoupass8thgradegeographyquiz/

#-o :oops:

I took another one while I was at it:
[html]
<table style="color: black;" align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>
<tr>
<td bgcolor="#A8FFB3" align=center>
<font style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'>
<strong>
Your Linguistic Profile:
</strong>
</font>
</td>
</tr>

<tr><td bgcolor="#D9FFD8">65% General American English
</td></tr>

<tr><td bgcolor="#A8FFB3">25% Yankee
</td></tr>

<tr><td bgcolor="#D9FFD8">5% Dixie
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<tr><td bgcolor="#A8FFB3">0% Midwestern
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<tr><td bgcolor="#D9FFD8">0% Upper Midwestern
</td></tr>

</table>
<div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofamericanenglishdoyouspeakquiz/" target="_new">What Kind of American English Do You Speak?</a></div>
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Postby Lance » Tue May 30, 2006 6:22 pm

Okay, those of you with the power, please put:

target="_new"

in your external links.





Your Linguistic Profile:
45% General American English
30% Yankee
10% Dixie
10% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern
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Postby Philip » Tue May 30, 2006 6:32 pm

Thanks umop, what did I do wrong?
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Postby Lance » Tue May 30, 2006 6:41 pm

Philip wrote:Thanks umop, what did I do wrong?

You didn't do anything wrong Philip. Only the staff has the ability to post raw HTML since it could be a security issue.

When umop edited your post and enclosed your code in the proper tags, it was accepted because it was a moderator doing the [Submit]ing.
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Postby Philip » Tue May 30, 2006 6:47 pm

Cool. I looked at it as a quote to try and pick up how, but it didn't work. I'm more a computer user than coder.
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Postby Мастер » Tue May 30, 2006 7:10 pm

Your Deadly Sins
Wrath: 80%
Envy: 40%
Lust: 40%
Sloth: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Pride: 20%
Greed: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 34%
You will die, after conquering the world as an evil dictator.


So, I will die after conquering the world as an evil dictator. So it's pretty accurate then.
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Postby Мастер » Tue May 30, 2006 7:16 pm

I got 9/10 on the geography test, because they claim that the Amazon is longer than the Nile. These people think otherwise.
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Postby Мастер » Tue May 30, 2006 7:20 pm

Your Linguistic Profile:
50% General American English
35% Yankee
5% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern


5% Dixie. This thing lies. They also need to run it through a spell-checker.
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Postby Lance » Tue May 30, 2006 7:39 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:I got 9/10 on the geography test, because they claim that the Amazon is longer than the Nile. These people think otherwise.

So basically, they're not very good at 8th grade geography either.
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Postby Dragon Star » Tue May 30, 2006 7:47 pm

The Nile, for a fact, is the longest river in the world, I don't know how they could think differently. :?
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Postby MM_Dandy » Tue May 30, 2006 7:55 pm

Lance wrote:Okay, those of you with the power, please put:

target="_new"

in your external links.


:oops: Sorry. It looks like someone beat me to mine, though, so...Thanks, you!
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Postby MM_Dandy » Tue May 30, 2006 8:14 pm

I speak...
Your Linguistic Profile:
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15% Upper Midwestern
10% Midwestern
10% Yankee
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Postby MM_Dandy » Tue May 30, 2006 9:18 pm

ok. just one more...
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 60% Conservative, 40% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
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Postby Lance » Tue May 30, 2006 9:27 pm

Addictive, arent they?

You Are 54% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.
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Postby Dragon Star » Tue May 30, 2006 9:35 pm

I got 52%
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