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Postby The Beer Slayer » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:15 pm

I saw this picture on th web and had to share.

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Postby Lance » Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:30 pm

Heh, that's pretty good.

If ants got even half that size there would be no hope for the rest of the world.
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Postby pmcolt » Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:25 pm

Darn, not enough bug spray. Better grab the 12-gauge.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:49 am

Hey, I saw Men In Black. Be prepared for a lot of bug guts splashing back at ya! :P
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Postby hippietrekx » Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:48 am

Jimmy would take one look and head for the hills. :lol:
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:17 am

If ants were taking over the world why would I head for the hills, seeming how ants come out of ant HILLS!!!! I would obviously, hide in an air pressurized bomb shelter were no ants could get in.
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Postby I Am He » Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:35 am

Epcot Center in Disney World had a whole lawn full of them back in the early to mid 80's I think.
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Postby Dragon Star » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:39 pm

I Am He wrote:Epcot Center in Disney World had a whole lawn full of them back in the early to mid 80's I think.


I live roughly 45min from there right now and have only seen one thus far...I BBQ'd it and had it for Lunch a week or so ago...
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Postby Мастер » Fri Feb 02, 2007 1:42 am

Does anyone know where the picture was taken?
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Feb 02, 2007 2:03 am

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Does anyone know where the picture was taken?


The Sahara Desert.
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Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:59 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Does anyone know where the picture was taken?


You knew it would be good ole boys didn't you?
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Postby Мастер » Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:24 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Does anyone know where the picture was taken?


You knew it would be good ole boys didn't you?


Well, it looks like an American flag in the picture, but it doesn't look like Iraq or Afghanistan, so that does seem the most likely remaining place. . .
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Postby I Am He » Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:15 pm

I live roughly 45min from there
I have a place in Kissimmee that's about 20 Min drive from Disney. I just go up the street to John Young and hang a left, at the 3rd traffic light and it takes me right into Disney. I also take JY up to Oceloa Pkw and pop in to SeaWorkd and down the street from their on International drive is Universal Studios.
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:19 pm

I Am He wrote:
I live roughly 45min from there
I have a place in Kissimmee that's about 20 Min drive from Disney. I just go up the street to John Young and hang a left, at the 3rd traffic light and it takes me right into Disney. I also take JY up to Oceloa Pkw and pop in to SeaWorkd and down the street from their on International drive is Universal Studios.


Nice...

However, I have the Kennedy Space Center. :P
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Postby troubleagain » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:58 pm

I have.....a moderately long drive on I-4 to Disney and I don't even remember how to get to the space center....it has been that long since I've been there.
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Postby Мастер » Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:51 pm

troubleagain wrote:and I don't even remember how to get to the space center....


Just fly your space ship there.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:36 am

Trouble! Image Good to see you here!
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Postby troubleagain » Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:19 pm

Howdy, umop! KOS, now why didn't I think of that? #-o
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:07 am

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Postby MM_Dandy » Thu Mar 29, 2007 4:53 am

Aren't Ostriches 6' or better, anyway?
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