Shakira
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Shakira
by Lance » Sun May 13, 2007 12:10 am
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by hippietrekx » Mon May 14, 2007 6:39 pm
Arneb wrote:Butt I am acutely aware of that.
Do they have butt implants in America as well?
Yep. Big butts are in now. I didn't have to pay for mine.
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by troubleagain » Mon May 14, 2007 8:25 pm
What mine lacks in rhythm, it makes up for in fluffy volume. 
Okay wait a minute, I didn't mean *that* kind of volume! We're not talking decibels here!
Okay wait a minute, I didn't mean *that* kind of volume! We're not talking decibels here!
Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg
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by Dragon Star » Mon May 14, 2007 10:12 pm
hippietrekx wrote:Arneb wrote:Butt I am acutely aware of that.
Do they have butt implants in America as well?
Yep. Big butts are in now. I didn't have to pay for mine.
You should sell it. Fuck, I'd buy it! :P
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by Dragon Star » Tue May 15, 2007 12:27 am
Arneb wrote:Good idea. Can I see a sample?
I just happen to have one...
If you look closely, you can see Jimmy as well.
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by hippietrekx » Tue May 15, 2007 1:46 am
ROFL, no but my friend Katie's mom took a picture of my backside for unknown reasons while I was wearing my duct tape for prom (yes, this is the first of those pictures, Jimmy and I are FINALLY scanning his tomorrow). I'm leaning over the table looking for one of the duct tape rings I made. In the side of the picture, you can see Jimmy's mom's arm.
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by Enzo » Tue May 15, 2007 6:21 am
OH NO, There goes Tokyo
Go go Godzilla!
perhaps Gallileo said it, "and yet it moves."
Perhaps Sir Mix-a-Lot says it best:
I Like Big Butts
And there is a fascinating video with Shakira and Beyonce singing a duet and performing precision synchronized pelvic thrusting.
Go go Godzilla!
perhaps Gallileo said it, "and yet it moves."
Perhaps Sir Mix-a-Lot says it best:
I Like Big Butts
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
And there is a fascinating video with Shakira and Beyonce singing a duet and performing precision synchronized pelvic thrusting.
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by Lance » Tue May 15, 2007 10:27 am
Enzo wrote:And there is a fascinating video with Shakira and Beyonce singing a duet and performing precision synchronized pelvic thrusting.
No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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by troubleagain » Tue May 15, 2007 4:31 pm
Whew. That's...um...is it hot in here? I mean....dayum....that's damned near girl-on-girl porn!
Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg
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by Arneb » Tue May 15, 2007 9:00 pm
hippietrekx wrote:
Well, no need at all to spend your bucks on that kind of gadget. And nicely dressed, too!
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by hippietrekx » Wed May 16, 2007 2:58 am
Actually, Enzo, Sir Mix-a-Lot also said something like, "36-24-36, hell no, unless she five three..." in that song. Yeah. I'm 5'3"... and those are my dimensions. Go figure.
lol, a funny little anecdote... I randomly told Jimmy that I posted a picture of my butt on IRU, and he got this wierd confused look on his face. "WHY!?" Then I explained to him which picture it was and he just rolled his eyes, "Whatever." He laughed when I made him read the thread.
--hippie
lol, a funny little anecdote... I randomly told Jimmy that I posted a picture of my butt on IRU, and he got this wierd confused look on his face. "WHY!?"
Then I explained to him which picture it was and he just rolled his eyes, "Whatever." He laughed when I made him read the thread.
--hippie
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by hippietrekx » Thu May 17, 2007 2:51 am
Dragon Star wrote:hippietrekx wrote:Go figure.
I'd say.
Good job, you caught it.
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by Dragon Star » Fri May 18, 2007 1:53 am
hippietrekx wrote:Dragon Star wrote:hippietrekx wrote:Go figure.
I'd say.
Good job, you caught it.
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