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Postby Lance » Tue May 25, 2010 12:56 pm

Her Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn’t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn’t say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, ‘Nothing.’ I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn’t upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can’t explain his behavior I don’t know why he didn’t say, ‘I love you, too.’ When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep – I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


[spoiler]His Diary:
Boat wouldn’t start today. Can’t figure it out, but at least I got laid.[/spoiler]
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Postby MM_Dandy » Wed May 26, 2010 8:31 pm

It's funny because it's true.
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Postby Enzo » Thu May 27, 2010 12:07 am

Difference between men and women.

Visiting someone for dinner, and ask, "Where did you buy this meat?"

The man would reply, "At Joe's Meat Market."

The woman would reply, "Why, what's wrong with it?"
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Postby Dragon Star » Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:31 am

Also,

Men get into a fight, probably best friends after.

Women get into a fight, emotional enemies for eternity.
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Postby KLA2 » Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:29 am

:glp-1rof1:
Except for the "made love" part. Lucky bastard. :lol:
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