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Postby Lance » Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:35 pm

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Postby Mr. Manly » Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:00 am

Some people have far too much time to waste.
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Postby Mr. Manly » Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:21 am

Just made the major mistake of letting my niece and nephew see this.
I had to watch this for 15 minutes while they danced around the room and laughed. :shock:
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Postby I Am He » Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:42 am

Mr. Manly, you keep him busy while I get to the phone. :wink:
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Postby Lance » Wed Nov 09, 2005 2:21 pm

Mr. Manly wrote:Just made the major mistake of letting my niece and nephew see this.
I had to watch this for 15 minutes while they danced around the room and laughed. :shock:


And they're teenagers?
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Postby Mr. Manly » Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:15 am

No they are 3 and 4.
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Postby Lance » Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:41 pm

Mr. Manly wrote:No they are 3 and 4.


Yeah, I was being sarcastic...
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Postby Superluminal » Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:03 am

Your brain on GLP.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sat Nov 12, 2005 7:14 pm

I guess that's supposed to be cute? Somehow it's vaguely creepy - like characters in a nightmare. :shock:
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Postby azazul » Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:50 pm

upside down upside down wrote:Somehow it's vaguely creepy

I agree, I found that video creepier than "Saw".
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Postby Lance » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:44 pm

azazul wrote:
upside down upside down wrote:Somehow it's vaguely creepy

I agree, I found that video creepier than "Saw".


"Saw"?
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Postby azazul » Sun Nov 13, 2005 4:09 am

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Postby Lance » Sun Nov 13, 2005 5:22 pm

azazul wrote:Saw


I see.

Rated R for strong grisly violence and language.
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Postby Superluminal » Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:49 am

When you play it backwards it says:

My name is Lance
I control your mind

My name is Lance
Send me money

My name is Lance
I rule the world

My name is Lance
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Postby MM_Dandy » Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:53 am

Superluminal : :glp-1rof1:
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Postby Lance » Tue Nov 15, 2005 1:58 am

Damn...

Busted.
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Postby I Am He » Tue Nov 15, 2005 5:06 am

OK OK, I'll sign the Papers. But Please Turn It Off!! It's driving me Sane!!
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Postby Lance » Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:28 am

BUMP

So the new people can enjoy it.
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:31 am

Lance wrote:BUMP

So the new people can enjoy it.


Enjoy or run into the corner and cry?

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Postby teri tait » Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:12 am

I just see a blank page, from the content of the posts in this thread I am lucky indeed to have not seen it, whatever it is :)
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Postby Superluminal » Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:24 am

Its a (creepy) singing sunflower with hypnotic eyes. Its singing what sounds like a childrens song with dinosaurs popping in and out of the picture. I think it was actually created by Lance to sublimally sublimate our brains into mush. (See my post on page 1.)
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:39 am

Are they dinosaurs or sock puppets?

(LMAO, here I am posting twice in a row about sock puppets and they're neither the same kind nor in the same context. :P )
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Postby teri tait » Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:41 am

Superluminal wrote:Its a (creepy) singing sunflower with hypnotic eyes. Its singing what sounds like a childrens song with dinosaurs popping in and out of the picture. I think it was actually created by Lance to sublimally sublimate our brains into mush. (See my post on page 1.)


Subliminally Sublimate, I like the sound of that! :)
I think as a minion I'm immune to the regular subliminal stuff, creepy or otherwise, but it sounds very funny. :)
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Postby Enzo » Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:20 am

It has sound too? I always leave my speakers off, so I didn't know. It must be even more annoying than I thought.


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Postby Superluminal » Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:23 am

Are they dinosaurs or sock puppets?


Dinosaur sock puppets. :)
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