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Screw Disney

Postby Enzo » Thu Nov 12, 2015 8:01 am

Let's see if this works...

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Re: Screw Disney

Postby Lance » Thu Nov 12, 2015 3:56 pm

Oh jeez!
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Re: Screw Disney

Postby wring » Fri Nov 13, 2015 12:28 am

and I have to live with him. I just hope the cops never have a reason to search our hard drive.
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Re: Screw Disney

Postby Lance » Fri Nov 13, 2015 1:34 am

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Re: Screw Disney

Postby Enzo » Fri Nov 13, 2015 3:24 am

Scary, and too close....


The Disney image is a link, it ain't on our hard drive.
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Re: Screw Disney

Postby Lance » Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:05 am

Enzo wrote:Scary, and too close....

Sadly, I know.

Though all I've got left of a beard at the moment is a small, pointy thing on my chin.
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Re: Screw Disney

Postby Enzo » Sat Nov 14, 2015 4:54 am

Oh I get a bread trim every couple years, whether it needs one or not. I'm out to my nipples at this point. Pretty big.
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Re: Screw Disney

Postby wring » Sat Nov 14, 2015 5:46 am

Enzo wrote:The Disney image is a link, it ain't on our hard drive.

Sigh. Dear, if you've pulled it up from a search on our computer, it can be found at a later point in time. Just 'cause you didn't save the damn thing doesn't mean the cops will forgive you...
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Re: Screw Disney

Postby Enzo » Sat Nov 14, 2015 9:54 am

And they will find a record of all the abuses you have heaped upon me over the decades, and they won't give another thought to Donald Duck.
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Re: Screw Disney

Postby wring » Sun Nov 15, 2015 2:29 am

hah. Most of the abuse has been in person, not online.
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Re: Screw Disney

Postby Enzo » Sun Nov 15, 2015 7:08 am

Are you kidding? As soon as you pull some prank on me, you are off to Facebook to crow about it to your friends. How many times have they told you, "No jury in the land would convict him..."?
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Re: Screw Disney

Postby wring » Sun Nov 15, 2015 7:36 pm

ok, so ONE of my friends has offered to testify in your behalf. But she still laughs.
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