John: [Writes The Book of Revelations] "Lord" he asks, "The End of Days is signaled by trumpets?"
God: "No, it's Trump/Pence."
John: "Right, trumpets."
God: "Fine. They'll know."
It Has Been Foretold
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It Has Been Foretold
by Lance » Thu Nov 17, 2016 5:13 am
No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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Re: It Has Been Foretold
by Heid the Ba » Thu Nov 17, 2016 3:12 pm
Oh bravo! 
Stolen and used.
Stolen and used.Get it up ye.
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Re: It Has Been Foretold
by g-one » Thu Nov 17, 2016 5:24 pm
rah rah trumputin.
striving to recognize the penultimate straw
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