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Earth Sandwich

Postby Lance » Fri Feb 16, 2018 1:35 am

Hey Tubes, you in?

If we both place a slice of bread on the ground at the same time, we have created an Earth Sandwich. Mmmmm!
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Re: Earth Sandwich

Postby Lianachan » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:05 am

That would be the biggest sandwich in the world!
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Re: Earth Sandwich

Postby Lianachan » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:31 am

Hmm... According to the antipodes map, Heid or I are closer to the best location for the northern slice.
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Re: Earth Sandwich

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:35 am

I like the idea though, you offset the bread to show the filling.
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Re: Earth Sandwich

Postby Enzo » Fri Feb 16, 2018 2:38 pm

When I pick up my sandwich, the innards usually squirt out one side anyway.
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Re: Earth Sandwich

Postby Lianachan » Fri Feb 16, 2018 4:34 pm

I definitely think we should do this.
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Re: Earth Sandwich

Postby Lance » Fri Feb 16, 2018 6:27 pm

Lianachan wrote:Hmm... According to the antipodes map, Heid or I are closer to the best location for the northern slice.

Works for me. I don't mind being something oozing out the side. We should record video.
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Re: Earth Sandwich

Postby Arneb » Fri Feb 16, 2018 6:53 pm

Butter or mayonaise?
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Re: Earth Sandwich

Postby Lianachan » Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:26 pm

We’ve not heard from our upside down colleague yet, but it’s probably the middle of the night in June there, or something.
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Re: Earth Sandwich

Postby Lianachan » Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:31 pm

Lance wrote:
Lianachan wrote:Hmm... According to the antipodes map, Heid or I are closer to the best location for the northern slice.

Works for me. I don't mind being something oozing out the side. We should record video.


It’s your (brilliant!) idea though, so the ceremonial laying of the northern slice should be your honour. As Heid says, it shows more of the delicious filling.
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Re: Earth Sandwich

Postby Lance » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:18 pm

I pilfered it from Facebook, so not my original thought. But I certainly do have plenty of delicious filling to show...
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Re: Earth Sandwich

Postby Lianachan » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:37 pm

As in all things, it doesn't matter who thought of it first that matters - it's who does it that counts! Just ask Marconi!
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Re: Earth Sandwich

Postby Lance » Sat Feb 17, 2018 12:34 am

Well, I'm game if Tubes is. We should come up with a plan. I assume the goal would be a YouTube video?
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Re: Earth Sandwich

Postby tubeswell » Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:58 am

I think somewhere in Spain is the antipodes of where I am. Any Llamas there?
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Re: Earth Sandwich

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat Mar 17, 2018 9:47 pm

Not at the moment, I spend four or five weeks a year in Alicante Provonce but I haven’t been there since New Year.
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Re: Earth Sandwich

Postby Lance » Sun Mar 18, 2018 11:01 pm

Will you be going again any time soon?

I forgot about this, but we should do it.

Two videos, time synced, scripted, anything else?

I Used to do a [VERY] little bit of video editing but I don't know if my current laptop could handle it. I can try, but I'd happily defer to anyone else that would like to take a stab at it?
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Re: Earth Sandwich

Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Mar 19, 2018 2:33 pm

I'll be there in May.

Edit: Hmm, looks like it is somewhere in Galicia which is the wrong corner of Spain.
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Re: Earth Sandwich

Postby Lance » Tue Mar 20, 2018 7:05 am

But it's closer than anyone else will be. Close enough?
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Re: Earth Sandwich

Postby Lianachan » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:25 pm

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