My new car came dented.

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My new car came dented.

Postby Enzo » Sun Sep 20, 2020 4:25 am

I recall many years ago, I was in traffic in Flint, Michigan a little ways behind a semi-truck hauling new cars. As he drove through an intersection, teh traffic signal hung lower than his upper deck cars, and so the signal smashed into a car windshield and was left hanging by its internal wires. No slowing down, I am sure he was unaware what happened. Until later. But that pales...

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Re: My new car came dented.

Postby Lance » Sun Sep 20, 2020 4:59 pm

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Re: My new car came dented.

Postby Lianachan » Sun Sep 20, 2020 5:17 pm

We quite regularly have the roofs ripped off double decker buses when a new driver fucks up negotiating a low bridge (or goes the wrong route, as happened earlier this year), but THAT really is something. I’m guessing the driver doesn’t do much of the route planning or navigating.
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Re: My new car came dented.

Postby tubeswell » Sun Sep 20, 2020 8:49 pm

So was the train driver about to retire or something?

(Oops - I see it's a recent incident: https://interestingengineering.com/vide ... ion-damage)
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Re: My new car came dented.

Postby Blue Monster 65 » Wed Sep 23, 2020 6:50 pm

Oh, c’mon: that roof was obviously accordioned to do just that! :lol:
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Re: My new car came dented.

Postby Enzo » Wed Sep 23, 2020 10:09 pm

COncertina?
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Re: My new car came dented.

Postby Arneb » Thu Sep 24, 2020 5:38 am

Ouch. I just hope nobody jumps on the bandoneon with that lame joke.
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Re: My new car came dented.

Postby tubeswell » Thu Sep 24, 2020 8:00 am

Enzo wrote:COncertina?


Concertedly
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

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