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CEO of Dulux Paint found dead on mountain...

Postby Lianachan » Wed Mar 10, 2021 4:17 pm

...after temperatures plummeted. Mountain rescue spokesman said “he could have done with another coat”.
A-nis bidh fios aig daoine nuair a tha mi a 'mionnachadh aig dhaibh.
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Re: CEO of Dulux Paint found dead on mountain...

Postby tubeswell » Thu Mar 11, 2021 2:41 am

I guess he had one brush too many with Death
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Re: CEO of Dulux Paint found dead on mountain...

Postby Enzo » Thu Mar 11, 2021 4:06 am

The air up there is ...thinner...
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Re: CEO of Dulux Paint found dead on mountain...

Postby MM_Dandy » Fri Mar 12, 2021 2:23 pm

Bob Ross always said "There's no such thing as mistakes, just happy accidents."
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Re: CEO of Dulux Paint found dead on mountain...

Postby Arneb » Fri Mar 12, 2021 3:12 pm

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Re: CEO of Dulux Paint found dead on mountain...

Postby Enzo » Sat Mar 13, 2021 4:25 am

Got the wife some of these recently:

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Re: CEO of Dulux Paint found dead on mountain...

Postby g-one » Sat Mar 13, 2021 6:52 pm

Those reminded me of the things you used to be able to 'grow' that looked sort of like stalagmites. I wish I could remember the name of those, haven't seen them since childhood.
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Re: CEO of Dulux Paint found dead on mountain...

Postby Enzo » Sat Mar 13, 2021 11:42 pm

Magic rocks maybe?

yep, google "magic rocks"...

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Re: CEO of Dulux Paint found dead on mountain...

Postby g-one » Sun Mar 14, 2021 12:55 am

Yah that's them! Happy little rocks BC (before crack). ;)
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