Illuminati-R-Us

Ikyoto wrote:and the next image is for...

Tease

SEXUAL HARRASMENT SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!

SHE'S PICKIN ON ME! I feel so... so... dirty some how. I can't face people any more. My perosnal worth has been violated by the sexaul overtones of that post!











ok, i'm over it. meet me behind the bar. wear something easily tossed off and found later by a very confused homeless guy.

Ikyoto wrote:SEXUAL HARRASMENT SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!

I'll show you sexual harrassment, baby! (as soon as someone shows me...)

Ikyoto wrote:SHE'S PICKIN ON ME! I feel so... so... dirty some how. I can't face people any more. My perosnal worth has been violated by the sexaul overtones of that post!

You feel violated by a PIXIE?? Where's your spine, MAN... uh... Lizard?????

ikyoto wrote:ok, i'm over it. meet me behind the bar. wear something easily tossed off and found later by a very confused homeless guy.

Does the coffee cup count?? Wait... I don't want a homeless guy touching my cup....

Sofa King Funny

MM_Dandy wrote:Duly noted, N C More. However, with perhaps only a few exceptions here (and I say that mostly because cannot speak for every person who might read this), you're preaching to the choir.

True, indeed. But, do you realize how very confusing all this might be to someone who hasn't experienced the creative manipulation of reality seen around these parts? I mean, "living dead" Jacka-Llama-Wulfa-Nessa-Lopes aren't something one runs into on a daily basis. It appears to be Chimera heaven around these parts!

"If we weren't crazy, we'd all go insane" -Jimmy Buffett-

Hey Swamp Pixie!! How the hell are ya? :D

SciFi Chick wrote:Hey Swamp Pixie!! How the hell are ya? :D

As always... Practically perfect!!!!!!!! I'd be MORE perfect if I could pry my man loose from NC... but...

N C More wrote:...do you realize how very confusing all this might be to someone who hasn't experienced the creative manipulation of reality seen around these parts? I mean, "living dead" Jacka-Llama-Wulfa-Nessa-Lopes aren't something one runs into on a daily basis. It appears to be Chimera heaven around these parts!

"If we weren't crazy, we'd all go insane" -Jimmy Buffett-

No, I didn't, but I see your point, now. Newcomers might read this and form strange notions about the regulars here. That's a risk I'm willing to take, though, and I'm happy to see that you don't seem to mind too much.

Now, where were we...

Ah, yes - nicozine, you're quite right. I should have said "intersexual." Leave it to me to utterly destroy a pitiful excuse for a joke.

ok...
so it's Who on first, What on second...now, what position did I don't Give a Damn play?

Wait, nevermind.

Hmmm...

Chimeralope...

I'll work on that.

Candy seems to be gone anyway. Or am I wrong?

Yeap. Now we're waiting for you to go. Or at least, we're hoping.

Lonewulf wrote:Yeap. Now we're waiting for you to go. Or at least, we're hoping.

Why do you have this need to be so mean?

We need to discuss your feelings.

Remember that list of 4? I think that was pretty damn funny. It fits your personality perfectly.

I will stay around because you give me such a huge belly laugh.

Bill_Thompson wrote:
Remember that list of 4? I think that was pretty damn funny..

And you're the only one laughing.

Bill_Thompson wrote:Candy seems to be gone anyway. Or am I wrong?

Who knows. She's disappeared before, only to resurface. Maybe it will happen again.

Bill_Thompson wrote:Remember that list of 4? I think that was pretty damn funny.

This is part of your problem, my dear Cousin Bill. It wasn't funny, not even a little, to anyone but yourself.

Some of the things that are jokes to you are actually very inflammatory and hurtful to others. You need to try and understand that. It is why so many people get on your case so often.

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:

Bill_Thompson wrote:Candy seems to be gone anyway. Or am I wrong?

Who knows. She's disappeared before, only to resurface. Maybe it will happen again.

And she did, she made an appearance on May 10 (North America time) at another forum. She seems OK.

Furthermore, I am confident that the people here will not immediately drop anything, go searching for her, and register at new fora solely for the purpose of harassing her, since that would be obsessive...