Bill Thompson and Lonewulf - Together Again

[Dragon Star]

Man, Bill is sitting there jerking your chain and you fall for it, common man, is it not obvious to you this is happening? If so why do you keep on letting him?

[Lonewulf]

Man, Bill is sitting there jerking your chain and you fall for it, common man, is it not obvious to you this is happening? If so why do you keep on letting him?

How do you know he's doing the jerking of my chain?

[Bill_Thompson]

I know what you must be trying to draw attention to and "often" does not mean the same thing as "always", you flaming retard.

Do you mean "flaming" in the sense of being homosexual, or as an adjective strengthening the noun? No, wait, don't answer that.

For someone that's ignoring me "often", you seem to be responding to an awful lot of posts. Or does "often" mean "never, I just want to look all smart while being an idiot"?

Don't tell me, I already know.

Whew!!

We have a prayer list in church. I will add you to that list. I hope it helps in you overcoming your cognitive incapacities. You are in need of such a miracle.

I am serious.

[Lonewulf]

Whew!!

We have a prayer list in church. I will add you to that list. I hope it helps in you overcoming your cognitive incapacities. You are in need of such a miracle.

I am serious.

And I'm serious when I say that you're a "flaming" dumbass. Does your mother help you out with your posts, or is that a duty solely given to your wife? Since I've seen nothing that shows that you have any logical processes above that of a chimpanzee. Oh, yeah, you can type, and rather fluently, but you don't seem able to get any of that dumbassery scraped off of you. Why do you think that past thread was locked? Oh, wait, don't answer that; I don't want to go off in that direction endlessly again.

Go ahead and "pray for me". Go figure that you'd be the type to assume that prayer would change anything. Why not just try to exorcise me of demons?

Dumbass.

[Lance]

How complete and well connected your thoughts are! Well, you got me, <inappropriate inclusion of private information deleted>.I cannot top that. You should take pride in yourself posting this stroke of brilliance online for everyone to see. Congratulations.

Bill;

Lonewulf has asked you several times to discontinue the use of his real name and to stop posting his personal information. Since you have not only failed to honor this request, but continue to do it even more, we must now insist that you stop it.

[Lonewulf]

Booya, bitch.

Thanks, oh great Illumillama. I now owe you my first-born son and a six-pack, right?

[Мастер]

sed s/Again/Still/

[Dragon Star]

Booya, bitch.

Thanks, oh great Illumillama. I now owe you my first-born son and a six-pack, right?

Are you actually suggesting that someone will be willing to conceive your child?

[Lance]

<snicker>

[teri tait]

If I was 20 years younger, I'd let you knock me up Wulfie :)

[Enzo]

For those of you who just can't get enough of the Bill T/Lonewulf show, get yourself a copy of some of The Bickersons, shows. You can find them of all places at Cracker Barrel in the store section, and I am sure at any retro radio vendor.

[Dragon Star]

<snicker>

W00t, I got a snicker. :D

[Lonewulf]

W00t, I got a snicker. :D

Not as good as a Payday.

Hey, there are people that are perfectly willing to conceive my child. They just need some booze, some drugs, and a little Wulf fairy to tell them that they have a magical child...

(Or, alternatively, they can be a younger Teri Tait)

[teri tait]

Yep, my daughter keeps telling me when she's twenty, you'll only be twenty-eight.
:)
You just have to wait seven years...

[Lonewulf]

Yep, my daughter keeps telling me when she's twenty, you'll only be twenty-eight.
:)
You just have to wait seven years...

Hmmmm. :?

Well, 18 is considered legal in several states... 16 in others... :?

But naaaaah...

[teri tait]

Hmph, I would never let my 18yr old date a 26yr old man!! Or my 16yr old date a 24yr old for that matter!
Cradle robber!!!

Besides she said she's never having children as they suck out all your resources. I forgot about that part.
Good thing you wisely turned her down before you met her and fell under her spell...

[Lonewulf]

Besides she said she's never having children as they suck out all your resources. I forgot about that part.
Good thing you wisely turned her down before you met her and fell under her spell...

I say the same thing!

(Besides, I'm more partial to stealing kids, not having them)

[teri tait]

Either way, my daughter still thinks you're cool. She's going to kill me when she sees what I wrote here :)

[Lonewulf]

Don't worry, it'll just give me a chance to test out my Reanimation Serum.

[pmcolt]

No, Lonewulf, I think you misunderstand the situation. Haven't you ever seen a TV movie-of-the-week? Young daughter sees parent's internet posting to cool guy, is horrified, and bumps them off because they were "getting in the way". Afterward, daughter is free to run off with cool guy. I've never stayed up long enough to watch the ending, but I think there's a police shootout involved.

[Lonewulf]

But... but... Reanimation Serum!

[teri tait]

There will be no bumping off of the mommy!! I cannot stress this enough!!
(Feel free to bump off her dad)

[Lonewulf]

Don't worry, Teri, you're too cool to bump off.

Experiment on, though... well, that's open to discussion.

[pmcolt]

^^
Just make sure that your daughter understands that you are strongly anti-matricide. And that if there's any bumping -- off, on, out, up, down, or otherwise -- of the mother, the daughter will be grounded. Or sent to bed without supper. Whatever the standard punishment is.

[teri tait]

:) thanks Wulfie, I'm going to add that to my resume