Britney Spears

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Postby Мастер » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:37 am

I wouldn't mind having the loser's bank account. . .
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Postby Dragon Star » Thu Feb 22, 2007 3:10 am

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:I wouldn't mind having the loser's bank account. . .


No shit.

That is why Bill hates her so much...he's jealous.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Thu Feb 22, 2007 4:32 am

Dragon Star wrote:It's people like you that account for the reason we have those ridiculous tabloids at the checkout isles.

Was this directed at BT?

I ask because the timestamps make it look like it could have been a simulpost (and of course it makes more sense in that context). :)
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Feb 23, 2007 1:09 am

umop ap!sdn wrote:
Dragon Star wrote:It's people like you that account for the reason we have those ridiculous tabloids at the checkout isles.

Was this directed at BT?


Absolutely.
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Postby Bill_Thompson » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:00 am

SciFi Chick wrote:Hmmmm... a loser in comparison to who? I think she's a 23-year-old reacting badly to the spotlight.

She is a phoney and a fake. She is the product of a producers and ad directors marketing and packaging. She is an icon and idol because we have been told that this is who we should regard as an icon and an idol. They went out and found her. She did not first gain acceptance by the public. She did not work her way to the top. She was tapped by MTV video execs to fill a slot. Her singing and dancing and persona is sub standard. Like I said, she is a phoney and a fake. She is undeserving the fame that she has.

Your efforts to support and defend her is an indication that the marketing and packaging efforts worked. It is not a testament of any talent that she is supposed to have.

Spears even knows this. This is why she suffers from low self-esteem despite her riches. She knows that they are riches as deserving as the riches of Milli Vanilli.

She is deserving of the media attention as much as The Monkeys were deserving of the media attention after they were formed by American executives looking for a pop equivalent of The Beatles.

Spears is the equivalent of someone who has gotten a degree because someone had given her all the answers to the tests. She never studied. She just did what she was told.

First she got attention for being underage and singing about sexual content. The pictorial in Rolling Stone was despicable.

Then, when that no longer sold, she actually got notorieties for "selling" the fact that she was a virgin.

When that no longer sold she was already ingrained in the national psyche.

But since her singing is substandard, just as anyone else who cheats, her fame is no longer fair to people with real ability, talent, ambition and intelligence.

If her talent matched her interest, she would have had grammies by now or at least admiration by her peers. She has neither.
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Postby Bill_Thompson » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:04 am

Dragon Star wrote:
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:I wouldn't mind having the loser's bank account. . .


No shit.

That is why Bill hates her so much...he's jealous.


How do you figure?
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Postby SciFi Chick » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:25 am

Bill_Thompson wrote:
SciFi Chick wrote:Hmmmm... a loser in comparison to who? I think she's a 23-year-old reacting badly to the spotlight.


If her talent matched her interest, she would have had grammies by now or at least admiration by her peers. She has neither.


She does have admiration by her peers - Madonna for example.

Here is a list of awards she has won:

BILLBOARD AWARDS 1999-2000
1999 - Female Artist of the Year
1999 - New Artist of the Year
2000 - Album Artist of the Year for “Oops I Did It Again”


AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS 2000
Best New Artist


TEEN CHOICE AWARDS 1999-2002
1999 - Choice Music Single "Baby One More Time"
2000 - Choice Hottie Female & Choice Female Artist
2001- Choice Female Artist
2002 - Choice Hottie Female & Choice Female Artist


NICKELODEON KIDS’ CHOICE AWARDS
2000 Favorite Female Singer
2001 Favorite Female Singer


INTERNATIONAL

AUSTRIA
RENNBAHN EXPRESS 1999
Best New Artist


CANADA
MUCH MUSIC AWARDS 1999
Won: Best International Artist


EUROPE
MTV EUROPE AWARDS 1999
Best Female Artist
Best Breakthrough Artist
Best Pop Artist
Best Pop Single – ‘Baby One More Time’


FRANCE
M6 / MELLIER PREMIER CLIP 1999
‘Baby One More Time’


GERMANY
POPCORN AWARDS 1999
Best Female Singer


BRAVO GOLD AWARDS 1999
Best International Female Vocalist


GOLDEN BRAVO OTTO AWARDS 1999
Best Liked Artist of 1999


HOLLAND
TMF AWARDS 1999
Best Newcomer


SPAIN
PREMIOS AMIGOS 1999
Best International Artist


SWEDEN
ROCKBEAR AWARD from AFTONBLADETT
Best New Artist


UNITED KINGDOM
SMASH HITS POLL WINNERS 1999
Best Female Solo Artist
Best Dressed Female
Most Fanciable Female
Best Dancer
Best Female Hair


CAPITAL LONDON AWARDS 2000
London’s Favorite International Female


MUSIC WEEK 1999
Highest selling singles artist in the UK


PEPSI AWARDS 2001
Peoples Choice Best Female


Just because you don't like her doesn't mean she has no talent. She is a fantastic dancer, and her singing,is quite competent. She's certainly no worse than many of the other pop princesses running around. And she definitely isn't a loser.

If we're defining phonies as losers, that means most of Hollywood is a bunch of losers. :lol:
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Postby Мастер » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:27 am

Bill, what's up with your Britney obsession?
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Postby Enzo » Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:24 am

OK, I've seen this movie.

SFC comes back after a couple month absence, picks a fight with BT, gets all stirred up over some tangent, gets BT mad, bans BT, SFC disappears another couple months.
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Postby SciFi Chick » Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:54 am

Really? Looks like you misunderstood how that movie worked since BT was the one who did the picking of a fight. I am not picking a fight. I am simply answering his questions. We also happen to be in disagreement, but I don't see how this qualifies as me picking a fight.

Do feel free to present some evidence to support what you think however. :D
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Postby Мастер » Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:10 am

OK folks, let's take it easy here. This thread is pretty mild by historical standards, if it stays that way, then I think it is a Good Thing.
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Postby Lance » Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:44 pm

Bill_Thompson wrote:
Dragon Star wrote:That is why Bill hates her so much...he's jealous.

How do you figure?

Well, it does kind of look like that.
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Postby Bill_Thompson » Fri Feb 23, 2007 5:48 pm

Lance wrote:
Bill_Thompson wrote:
Dragon Star wrote:That is why Bill hates her so much...he's jealous.

How do you figure?

Well, it does kind of look like that.

You are not making any sense. If it is the money then I would target people who had more. But there are people who have more and I leave them alone probably because they deserve it.


SciFi Chick wrote:Here is a list of awards she has won:

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I didn't see a grammy in your list. What amounts to a buch of kids voting her as being "awesome" doesn't add up to anything. It only shows that someone (else) is successful in marketing an image to horney teens.

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Bill, what's up with your Britney obsession?


First of all, it is fun to dis her. No other trailer-park trash is more deserving.
Secondly, it is fun reading how you brainwashed sheep defend her.
Thirdly, who else better represents the decline of western civilization?

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Britney performs at the MTV Video Music Awards, September 6, 2001 dancing with a white snake -- why white? -- 5 days before religious extremists launched an attack on western culture.
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Postby Мастер » Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:31 pm

Bill Thompson wrote:Secondly, it is fun reading how you brainwashed sheep defend her.


Bill, I wouldn't know how to defend her were I so inclined, as I really don't even know too much about her. Maybe you can teach me some? You seem to know quite a lot about her.
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Postby Мастер » Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:35 pm

Lance wrote:
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Dragon Star wrote:That is why Bill hates her so much...he's jealous.

How do you figure?

Well, it does kind of look like that.


I'm kind of thinking Bill's really a big fan, but is a little ashamed and trying to cover for it.

Maybe Cyndi has some inside information here - does Bill have Britney posters plastered all over his bedroom? Or do the young folks not use posters anymore?
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:52 pm

Bill_Thompson wrote:http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/7/2/3/2/13562327-13562330-large.jpg
Britney performs at the MTV Video Music Awards, September 6, 2001 dancing with a white snake -- why white? -- 5 days before religious extremists launched an attack on western culture.

That snake is both white and yellow. So are you going to tell me that North Korea is somehow involved too? Okay, say you're right. Someone who knew plenty of time in advance arranged to go up onstage with an exotic animal as a form of symbolism, so that when the attacks happened it would be obvious that she knew. Yup. :roll:

Or it might be a coincidence, but hey how often do those occur? :wink:
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Postby Мастер » Fri Feb 23, 2007 7:14 pm

umop ap!sdn wrote:That snake is both white and yellow. So are you going to tell me that North Korea is somehow involved too? Okay, say you're right. Someone who knew plenty of time in advance arranged to go up onstage with an exotic animal as a form of symbolism, so that when the attacks happened it would be obvious that she knew. Yup. :roll:

Or it might be a coincidence, but hey how often do those occur? :wink:


Hmm. Maybe it is some kind of witchcraft.
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Feb 23, 2007 9:07 pm

Bill_Thompson wrote:Secondly, it is fun reading how you brainwashed sheep defend her.


Look everyone, he actually believes it!
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Postby Arneb » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:20 pm

Well, somehow we all knew he would,didn't we?
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:34 pm

Arneb wrote:Well, somehow we all knew he would,didn't we?


Absolutely. But it carries the same principal as Christmas, you know your getting presents, but by increasing the anticipation value it makes it so much more enjoyable.

Kinda like that guy that's walking under the scaffold while the guy on top is puring paint over the edge while you watch from a distance...you know that hilarity is assured.
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Postby Bill_Thompson » Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:15 am

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
Bill Thompson wrote:Secondly, it is fun reading how you brainwashed sheep defend her.


Bill, I wouldn't know how to defend her were I so inclined, as I really don't even know too much about her. Maybe you can teach me some? You seem to know quite a lot about her.


You have not heard of Mrs. Federline?
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Postby Мастер » Sat Feb 24, 2007 12:56 am

Bill_Thompson wrote:You have not heard of Mrs. Federline?


Don't think so. Is that your gal's married name?
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Postby Dragon Star » Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:11 am

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Postby Bill_Thompson » Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:22 am

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
Bill_Thompson wrote:You have not heard of Mrs. Federline?


Don't think so. Is that your gal's married name?


Are you being sincere? What country do you live in?
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Postby Мастер » Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:45 pm

Bill_Thompson wrote:
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Bill_Thompson wrote:You have not heard of Mrs. Federline?


Don't think so. Is that your gal's married name?


Are you being sincere? What country do you live in?


We don't all watch the entertainment news, Bill.
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