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by **Lance** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:28 pm

woowoo wrote:I've never quite understood why people don't say "nice to see your front".

Well, maybe your front is less pleasant to look at?

by **woowoo** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:42 pm

You mean there's actually people out there that don't like paper bags ?. :shock:

by **Lance** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:46 pm

Amazing, isn't it?

by **woowoo** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:53 pm

I guess most people really like trees !. Maybe I should try a hockey mask... :idea:

by **Lance** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:01 pm

How about a Britney Spears mask?

by **Lonewulf** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:58 pm

woowoo wrote:
Lance wrote:Well, hi there woowoo. Good to see you back.

Normally when one sees the back of someone, they're leaving. I've never quite understood why people don't say "nice to see your front".

Maybe because we want you to leave?

DOWN WITH WOO-WOOS! DOWN WITH THEM, I SAY!

Just kidding.

by **Dragon Star** » Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:57 pm

Lance wrote:How about a Britney Spears mask?

We want halloween, not hell...

by **umop ap!sdn** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:56 am

Maybe it derives from backward, since it kind of implies turning around. Essentially, it means we are behind you. :D

Anyway, it's good to see you again woowoo, front and back.

by **woowoo** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:24 pm

umop ap!sdn wrote:Maybe it derives from backward, since it kind of implies turning around. Essentially, it means we are behind you. :D

Anyway, it's good to see you again woowoo, front and back.

Saying that to a nocturnalus extremus paranoidus or common woowoo will result in said woowoo spinning around in circles for hours on end...

I'm an nocturnalus extremus paranoidus dilatorus.
I guess I'm what woowoos become when they drop out of public high school.

You know dragon star, there are people that would consider brittany spears sexy if she weighed 20 kilos more. With her bank balance she can afford liposuction. All justin timberlake has to do is tell her he loves her, but he's concerned that if she keeps gaining weight after pregnancy that she'll have health problems later on in life...

by **Bill_Thompson** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:37 pm

Kevin told me about this video he shot of Britney Spears.

by **Lance** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:28 pm

Is that really Britney Spears? And she's a role model?

OMF-FSM!

by **Bill_Thompson** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 5:29 am

Bill_Thompson wrote:Kevin told me about this video he shot of Britney Spears.

Yes, that is REALLY Britney Spears.

And, yes, Keven REALLY emailed me about this link.

by **Bill_Thompson** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 3:48 pm

Funny Britney Spears Flash Animation card from
American Greetings.
Enjoy.

http://www.msn.americangreetings.com/di ... path=23516

by **Bill_Thompson** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 1:36 am

http://www.buybritneyshair.com/

Noone is going to buy her garbage. But, then again, her albums do sell.

by **Bill_Thompson** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:36 pm

Kevin told me that he threatened Britney that he was going to get a court order to get a hair sample and test it for drugs to get custody of the kids and that was why she shaved her head.

Now, do we still disagree that she is a looser?

by **umop ap!sdn** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:50 am

He told you this personally?

I have no idea whether she's looser or tighter, not having had opportunity to reach in.... there. :P

by **SciFi Chick** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:58 am

Hmmmm... a loser in comparison to who? I think she's a 23-year-old reacting badly to the spotlight.

by **Мастер** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:14 am

umop ap!sdn wrote:He told you this personally?

I have no idea whether she's looser or tighter, not having had opportunity to reach in.... there. :P

I noticed the spelling before, but didn't think of anything nearly so witty. . .

by **SciFi Chick** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:19 am

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
umop ap!sdn wrote:He told you this personally?

I have no idea whether she's looser or tighter, not having had opportunity to reach in.... there. :P

I noticed the spelling before, but didn't think of anything nearly so witty. . .

I try not to point out misspellings that much, because it inevitably means I will then misspell something, but that loose versus lose is becoming a real pet peeve, because I've seen it misspelled in print material now. Loose weight fast! Ai yi yi.

by **Bill_Thompson** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:22 am

Bill_Thompson wrote:Kevin told me that he threatened Britney that he was going to get a court order to get a hair sample and test it for drugs to get custody of the kids and that was why she shaved her head.

Now, do we still disagree that she is a looser?

A Freudian Slip

by **Bill_Thompson** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:23 am

SciFi Chick wrote:Hmmmm... a loser in comparison to who? I think she's a 23-year-old reacting badly to the spotlight.

you forgot to add "on dope".

by **SciFi Chick** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:27 am

I personally take the view of Aristotle. She is much too young for me to determine whether or not she is a loser. She might be a winner going through a rough patch. Then again, she might be a loser. Only time will tell.

by **Dragon Star** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:28 am

It's people like you that account for the reason we have those ridiculous tabloids at the checkout isles.

Thank you.

by **Bill_Thompson** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:29 am

She has proven herself a loser time and time again.

by **SciFi Chick** » Thu Feb 22, 2007 2:33 am

You asked if we all agreed she's a loser. We don't. It's that simple. You already thought she was a loser before this latest incident, and presumably, no matter what she does, you will continue to think her a loser. *shrug*

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