Sofa King

[Bill_Thompson]

I just saw that Lance still thinks something can be both new and improved at the same time. Lance is Sofa King Rocket Hearted!

[Bill_Thompson]

Lance, your website is available.

[Lonewulf]

Damn, some insults really do get old.

And some were born that way.

[Lonewulf]

A Sofa King what...?

Can you please explain the meaning of the insult?

[Bill_Thompson]

EXACTLY !!

I always knew you were Sofa King Ignoant, Lowewulf!!

[Lonewulf]

I don't know whether to laugh or... er... chuckle.

[Bill_Thompson]

You walk right into this, man.

Also, Lance deleted my signature.

A man who cannot laugh at himself or appreciate a good roast is Sofa King Stupid.

It is a reflection of his character. He can dish it out but cannot take it. He is Sofa King Worthless.

We all know.

But it shows I am right.

And that makes me...

[Bill_Thompson]

Lance is happy too I am sure. But in an old-fashioned sense. He is Sofa King Gay.

[Lonewulf]

You should keep this up. This is Comedy gold.

You're actually cracking me up. The fact that it makes little sense helps.

[Lance]

Bill,

Please check your meds.

Nonsense locked.

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[Bill_Thompson]

Some like to buy from The Sofa King.
Others, like Lance, are Sofa King Rent Hearted.

This is why he still thinks something can be both new and improved at the same time.

Yes, Lance, the sofas at The Sofa King are both new and improved at the same time for you because you are Sofa King Rent Hearted!

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Nonsense merged -Lance
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[Lance]

Bill;

You are trying my patience, which, after the events of the past day or so, I have much less of.

[Lance]

Oh, har-de-har-har!

I must admit, Bill, that you had me going.

I really had no idea what your gibberish meant. Not even a clue.

But thankfully, Lonewulf was kind enough to explain it to me.

And now that I know what you've been saying, I have decided to reopen the thread for you.

It is, after all, just a Big Joke, and certainly not me coming out of this looking like the fool.

[Lonewulf]

Lance Sofa King didn't get it.

Hmm... I need to put horns on my sofas. Then I can be Sofa King Horny.

[Мастер]

I really had no idea what your gibberish meant. Not even a clue.

I didn't either. I just figured it out though...

[Joffan]

I'd heard something similar on the radio (where it works much better).

They're not just good, they're Sofa King good!
They're not just cheap, they're Sofa King cheap!

etc.

[umop ap!sdn]

It has the accent on the wrong syllable though. (That one also works better when spoken.)

How can anyone not have heard of Sofa King?

[Joffan]

The version of that one I heard uses emphahsis instead of accent, which sets off syllahble nicely. (extra h's to show the changed vowel sound).

[Enzo]

I have never heard of sofa king. Our kid is a grown man, so we have had no contact with public schools in a long time.

[Doe, John]

You mean you're Sofa King clueless?

[teri tait]

I guess I'm Sofa King clueless too, I've never heard of this Sofa King thing.

[Lance]

I think it's Bill's attempt at being Sofa King funny, but it's really just Sofa King sad.

[teri tait]

Now that's funny! The llama with the sombrero drinking a margarita (?)
Sofa King llama

[Lance]

Now that's funny! The llama with the sombrero drinking a margarita (?)
Sofa King llama

But by the time the next person looks, it isn't that anymore. It comes up differently each time, for each person.

[teri tait]

Now that's funny! The llama with the sombrero drinking a margarita (?)
Sofa King llama

But by the time the next person looks, it isn't that anymore. It comes up differently each time, for each person.

I know. So far I've seen the badger, the eye, and the llama. What else do you have hidden up you sleeve? ;)