Illuminati-R-Us

by **Lance** » Mon May 08, 2006 2:33 am

I just had in interesting thought...

Bill Thompson has been banned from BAUT numerous times for being unable to follow the rules and being obnoxious.

Candy has been banned from BAUT numerous times for being unable to follow the rules and being obnoxious.

Bill Thompson is notorious for using sock puppets to try and get his way.

Candy has used sock puppets on at least two occasions that I am aware of (Stardate at BAUT and George here.)

Candy's latest melt-down ended: Thu May 04, 2006 5:46 pm

Bill Thompson's latest senseless attack on people here, including the "Sofa King" garbage began just a few hours later: Fri May 05, 2006 1:15 am

Bill Thompson Has used numerous female sock puppets, including:
Debbie Fire Fox and Debbie Fox Fire at BABB as well as Stacey, Dawn and Xev at his own site, so he likes playing the role of a female..

Bill Thompson is known to me to be a real person because I have met him.

But is Bill Thompson also Candy?

I can tell by the logs that Candy always uses a dial-up port in the Chicago area, but you can call to a dial-up port from anywhere.

I don't really believe this is true, but everything I've stated above is fact. With as strange as these two can be, I would not put it out of the realm of possibility.

by **neocracker** » Mon May 08, 2006 3:12 am

A. Candy definitely lives in the Chicago area (I've been in her house)
B. Candy definitely exists (I've met her twice)

Neocracker

...but I may not exist.

by **Lance** » Mon May 08, 2006 3:28 am

neocracker wrote:A. Candy definitely lives in the Chicago area (I've been in her house)
B. Candy definitely exists (I've met her twice)

Neocracker

...but I may not exist.

Yeah but, people claim to have seen the Loch Ness Monster too...

My YouTube Channel · by **Nighthawk** » Mon May 08, 2006 3:34 am

Lance wrote:
neocracker wrote:A. Candy definitely lives in the Chicago area (I've been in her house)
B. Candy definitely exists (I've met her twice)

Neocracker

...but I may not exist.

Yeah but, people claim to have seen the Loch Ness Monster too...

by **teri tait** » Mon May 08, 2006 4:46 am

All it proves is people from Illinois are weird (St Louis is just across the river!!) and to be feared. Except for you Lance, I'm sure you're normal :shock:

*backs quietly out of the thread*

by **I Am He** » Mon May 08, 2006 4:52 am

I must confess that I Am Bill. (you can see how close I Am He and Bill Thompson are) I get this urge to post about things that I know nothing about what so ever and make slurs towards anyone who dares not to agree with what I post, as Bill. Then I say to myself that I can't let myself get away with that, so I post back as I Am He. ( I have trouble at times because how close the nims are) Now that I have that strengthened out, I can unequivocally state that I cannot ever recall posting as Candy. At least I can't recall doing so, but on the other hand there might be an outside chance that I might have. You see, when I start spouting off as Bill, I rant and rave just like, Candy. So you see that's where I get a little confused. I think??

by **teri tait** » Mon May 08, 2006 5:05 am

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll...

by **Cyndi** » Mon May 08, 2006 6:28 am

Lance wrote:But is Bill Thompson also Candy?

So is it here where I tell you all that Bill use to have a little dog named Candy??

teri tait wrote:All it proves is people from Illinois are weird (St Louis is just across the river!!) and to be feared. Except for you Lance, I'm sure you're normal

*backs quietly out of the thread*

Except for Lance??
EXCEPT FOR LANCE ???

[clears throat] uh... aren't you forgetting someone Teri??

[-X

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Mon May 08, 2006 8:10 am

You mean you're not weird, Cyndi?

And, for that matter... Lance isn't weird?

I'm disappointed.

by **N C More** » Mon May 08, 2006 10:58 am

Ok, let me see if I have this straight now...Everyone here is everyone else. Sounds kinda like 60's psycho-babble to me, but what the heck! Now that we all know that "I'm you, you're me, and we are what we are", it's all cool right?

by **Мастер** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:13 am

I'm someone else also.

by **Lance** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:41 pm

So who's the walrus?

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:46 pm

Lance wrote:So who's the walrus?

See? How is Lance normal?

What is the definition of normal, anyways?

I mean, for instance: The "normal" family is not a dysfunctional family. But, if what someone said is correct, 90% of families are "dysfunctional" in at least some way.

How the hell is the exception the "norm"?

Normal is too weird for me.

(if you understood any of that, can you explain it to me? I don't even understand myself)

--This totally random rambling session brought to you by Lonewulf.

by **nicozine** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:47 pm

will some plese tell me who i am? i thuoght i was me but now im not sure.

by **Lance** » Mon May 08, 2006 1:26 pm

nicozine wrote:will some plese tell me who i am? i thuoght i was me but now im not sure.

I asked once, but you wouldn't tell me.

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Mon May 08, 2006 1:34 pm

There is no [strike]spoon[/strike] Nicozine.

by **N C More** » Mon May 08, 2006 1:47 pm

Well, if any of you guys happen to be me... could you look for a pair of size 9 navy blue sling back pumps? Not too high a heel though, I'm tall enough. I'm having a devil of a time finding a pair, and I need them by Friday!

I am you, you are me, we are us....the IRU version of the Borg?

by **Мастер** » Mon May 08, 2006 2:12 pm

I'm really disappointed in the response to this one (although I'll bet St. Jimmy would have gotten it):

Lance wrote:So who's the walrus?

Here's another clue for you all - the walrus was Paul.

N C More wrote:Well, if any of you guys happen to be me... could you look for a pair of size 9 navy blue sling back pumps?

OK, I am now convinced that I'm not you.

by **Lance** » Mon May 08, 2006 2:12 pm

N C More wrote:Well, if any of you guys happen to be me... could you look for a pair of size 9 navy blue sling back pumps? Not too high a heel though, I'm tall enough. I'm having a devil of a time finding a pair, and I need them by Friday!

I am you, you are me, we are us....the IRU version of the Borg?

Here you go:

LifeStride Women's Skimmer Dress Slingback

by **nicozine** » Mon May 08, 2006 2:15 pm

Lonewulf wrote:There is no [strike]spoon[/strike] Nicozine.

thats what i was afriad of

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Mon May 08, 2006 2:23 pm

How can you be afraid if you don't exist?

ACK! MY HEAD EXPLODES!

by **Lance** » Mon May 08, 2006 2:27 pm

N C More wrote:I am you, you are me, we are us....the IRU version of the Borg?

Oh oh, now you've gone and done it...

by **Мастер** » Mon May 08, 2006 2:29 pm

Lance wrote:
N C More wrote:I am you, you are me, we are us....the IRU version of the Borg?

Oh oh, now you've gone and done it...

Oops, I missed that one...

by **nicozine** » Mon May 08, 2006 2:44 pm

Lonewulf wrote:How can you be afraid if you don't exist?

ACK! MY HEAD EXPLODES!

revegne is sweet

by **N C More** » Mon May 08, 2006 2:52 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
OK, I am now convinced that I'm not you.

What gave it away? You don't wear a size 9 pump? :lol:

Lance, thanks for the link. I actually did think of this option, but I fear that delivery wouldn't be soon enough. I procrastinated, now I may be up defecation creek. I'm planning on hitting one more shoe outlet this afternoon....wish me (er..."us") luck!

"Resistance is futile...just hand over the shoes!"- The IRU Borg- :wink:

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