Split: Last American Titanic Survivor Dies

[Doe, John]

Oh shit... shit, shit, shit. No I sure as fuck didn't mean it that way, apologies to anyone who I've accidentally insulted and I'm going to edit that right away

It's okay Gullible Jones. You removed the foot nicely and dried it off before you put it away. In a few minutes, no one will ever know how deeply in your mouth it was.*

Like I said, I knew you didn't mean it. ;)

Except for the fact that you quoted his brainfart so that he cant' edit it out of existence. :D

*emphasis added

[Мастер]

Except for the fact that you quoted his brainfart so that he cant' edit it out of existence. :D

Don't you just love it when your friends help you out like that :P

[Lance]

Except for the fact that you quoted his brainfart so that he cant' edit it out of existence. :D

Yeah, that was intentional. How else would you preserve the humor value?