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Drive Throughs

Postby Superluminal » Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:48 am

I tried to go through the drive through at a MacD's this morning. But the idiot in front of me must have been ordering something for everyone at his work. He would order one sandwich and describe how it needed to be fixed, the girl would repeat the order and say, Is that all? No, I need a... and he just kept going and going. I realized if I waited any longer, I would be late for work, so I pulled out and laid on my horn as I sped past him.

I just hope someone masterbated in his sausage biscuit. :twisted:

Don't people realize that if you are going through the drive through in the morning most people are on their way to work and don't have time to waste?
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Re: Drive Throughs

Postby Dragon Star » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:40 am

Superluminal wrote:I just hope someone masterbated in his sausage biscuit. :twisted:


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Postby Lonewulf » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:43 am

I haven't had a lot of experience with drive-throughs like this... most people are courteous enough here. Though there's sometimes problems with new workers at the fast food place.
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:45 am

Also, remember that this guy could have been the business's bitch, and not had a choice...it could not be his fault.
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Postby Superluminal » Fri Jul 28, 2006 2:55 am

Whenever I have a big order I go in and speak face to face with the order taker, to make sure they get it right. The bigger the order the more likely they are to mess it up.
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Postby Enzo » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:16 am

MAsturbate in his sausage bisquit?

Oh, cum on, now.
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Postby Doe, John » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:18 am

Enzo wrote:MAsturbate in his sausage bisquit?

Oh, cum on, now.


Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. It's great when the grease is still bubbling on the patty. :D
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:24 am

Enzo wrote:MAsturbate in his sausage bisquit?

Oh, cum on, now.


*head explodes*

Oh dear, puns are @wesome.
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Postby Enzo » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:39 am

Slapping the sausage takes on new significance.
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:40 am

"Would you like some mayo with that?"
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Postby Enzo » Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:56 am

Miracle WHIP.
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Postby Bandit » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:36 pm

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Postby Superluminal » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:57 am

:=D: :mrgreen: [-X
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Postby Doe, John » Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:02 am

You must whip it.

Into shape

Shape it up

Get it straight

It's not to late

To whip it

Whip it real good.


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Postby Dragon Star » Sat Jul 29, 2006 4:46 am

*Smacks DJ*

Sorry, but you really needed that.
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Postby Doe, John » Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:22 am

uh, yeah, thanks



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