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Plan B Approved

Postby Bill_Thompson » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:32 am

The morning after pill "Plan B" got got approved by the FDA. It works after 72 hours. But for all of us it is about 17 years too late.
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Re: Plan B Approved

Postby Dragon Star » Fri Aug 25, 2006 3:33 am

Bill_Thompson wrote:The morning after pill "Plan B" got got approved by the FDA. It works after 72 hours. But for all of us it is about 17 years too late.


Har Har.
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Re: Plan B Approved

Postby hippietrekx » Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:08 am

Bill_Thompson wrote:The morning after pill "Plan B" got got approved by the FDA. It works after 72 hours. But for all of us it is about 17 years too late.


I actually resent you for this.
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Postby Enzo » Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:02 am

That's like resenting fleas. Easier just to spray and resent something else.
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Postby Lance » Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:29 pm

Yeah, Bill, it's too late alright. I just think you greatly underestimated the time frame.
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Postby Lonewulf » Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:56 pm

Ah, the Morning After pill. The one pill that raped women weren't informed about by emergency officials because of religious issues... resulting in unwanted pregnancies.

Fun stuff.
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Re: Plan B Approved

Postby umop ap!sdn » Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:11 pm

Bill_Thompson wrote:But for all of us it is about 17 years too late.

I knew it! I knew you couldn't possibly be an adult! I would have sworn you were 12 though. But that works out to an IQ of 70, which is actually a generous estimate.
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Postby pmcolt » Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:12 pm

Is there a Plan C?
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Postby Lonewulf » Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:24 pm

pmcolt wrote:Is there a Plan C?


Abortions, I would think.
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:26 pm

I find it so sad that I am 17 years old, Bill is 44, and I am more of an adult then he will ever be.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:45 pm

Be glad about how mature you are, DS. ;)
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Aug 25, 2006 4:48 pm

I am, after the comparison to what must be the most immature man alive.

How pathetic it is, really.
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Postby Lonewulf » Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:46 pm

Dragon Star wrote:I am, after the comparison to what must be the most immature man alive.


Not entirely.

I mean, at least Bill Thompson is (more or less) comprehensible...
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Aug 25, 2006 7:00 pm

Lonewulf wrote:
Dragon Star wrote:I am, after the comparison to what must be the most immature man alive.


Not entirely.

I mean, at least Bill Thompson is (more or less) comprehensible...


I lost faith after the "Dragon Star-->Uranus" joke which he finds funny.
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Postby Lonewulf » Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:34 pm

Dragon Star wrote:I lost faith after the "Dragon Star-->Uranus" joke which he finds funny.


Trust me. There's worse out there. It's scary, but... it's true.
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:35 pm

I'll take you're word for it.
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Re: Plan B Approved

Postby St. Jimmy » Tue Aug 29, 2006 7:16 pm

Bill_Thompson wrote:The morning after pill "Plan B" got got approved by the FDA. It works after 72 hours. But for all of us it is about 17 years too late.


Bill! You mean to tell us that you're 17?!
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:58 pm

That's what I hinted at here. GMTA. :D
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Postby St. Jimmy » Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:05 pm

Oh, lol I didn't even see that post. oh well, It can't hurt to say it again.
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