How Lonewulf and Dragonstar can gain a happy life

[Bill_Thompson]

From The BBC
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4748292.stm?lspan

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

I guess there is hope for a happy life afterall for DragonStar and Lonewulf.

[umop ap!sdn]

Aww, does little Billy have a tiny wee-wee?

[Arneb]

Probably feels he has to raise the bar of stupid insulting nonsense a bit because even the more infuriabili around here are starting to lose interest .

Wonder when he'll degrade into doing nothing more than belching out dirty words at everyone. Can't be that long anymore.

[Enzo]

Can't be that long anymore.

I think that is what umop said.

[Bill_Thompson]

Aww, does little Billy have a tiny wee-wee?

Nope. The only time I measured it I found it to be larger than average. But why would YOU be asking ME THAt?

[Bill_Thompson]

Probably feels he has to raise the bar of stupid insulting nonsense a bit because even the more infuriabili around here are starting to lose interest .

Wonder when he'll degrade into doing nothing more than belching out dirty words at everyone. Can't be that long anymore.

Say something clever. You bore me.

[Bill_Thompson]

Aww, does little Billy have a tiny wee-wee?

...And I NEVER got any complaints. Besides, I do not understand your unfounded and misdirected hostility. It is better that these two socially inept virgins find a goat to fuck than go all "Vigrina Tech" one day. It is a benefitial suggestion to society I am presenting to them.

[Dragon Star]

What do you think Lonewulf, want to have sweet animal sex so we don't go kill random people for no apparent reason at all?

[umop ap!sdn]

But why would YOU be asking ME THAt?

Well it was either that or saying something about skipping your nappy time, and I thought this was funnier. Your replying to me twice indicates that this way was also more on topic. :P

I do not understand your unfounded and misdirected hostility.

You suggested that two of my online friends should fuck goats and then you claim to not understand the reply you got?

[Bill_Thompson]

But why would YOU be asking ME THAt?

Well it was either that or saying something about skipping your nappy time, and I thought this was funnier. Your replying to me twice indicates that this way was also more on topic. :P

I do not understand your unfounded and misdirected hostility.

You suggested that two of my online friends should fuck goats and then you claim to not understand the reply you got?

I suggest you pick better friends. You don't know them as well as your imaginary ones. If defending them adds purpose to your life, then that alone speaks volumes about you.

[hippietrekx]

But why would YOU be asking ME THAt?

Well it was either that or saying something about skipping your nappy time, and I thought this was funnier. Your replying to me twice indicates that this way was also more on topic. :P

I do not understand your unfounded and misdirected hostility.

You suggested that two of my online friends should fuck goats and then you claim to not understand the reply you got?

I suggest you pick better friends. You don't know them as well as your imaginary ones. If defending them adds purpose to your life, then that alone speaks volumes about you.

Right because being loyal and kind amount to shit, right?

You are King of Kings, Billiam.

[Мастер]

Bill, don't you have anything better to do?

[Lonewulf]

Well, I've been away (again) for a week, I come back, and I see this.

...and I really can't bring myself to care.

Anyways, Bill is partly right. He must have seen that image taken of me a few months back:

[Bill_Thompson]

I applaud your good sense of humor and not turning this into a contest of wills like others. It is refreshing.

The basic premise is amusing. If you cannot find a girl, there is now one condition at one part of the world where you can marry a goat. That is all.

[Lonewulf]

Careful Bill.

The goats are watching you.



Some people make brides of goats. This goat might just want to make a bride of you. :wink:

[Bill_Thompson]

All of a sudden and completely out of the blue, KOS has a bug up his ass and is picking me out of other forums where others share the same opinion I have. The news article mentiones The Sudan. So I can only guess I have insulted the culture of his homeland or perhaps I am making fun of a family tradition he holds dear. :P

[Мастер]

All of a sudden and completely out of the blue, KOS has a bug up his ass and is picking me out of other forums where others share the same opinion I have. The news article mentiones The Sudan. So I can only guess I have insulted the culture of his homeland or perhaps I am making fun of a family tradition he holds dear. :P

This is, of course, complete bullshit, except for the part where Billy Boy describes himself as a bug that crawls up asses. Here's the link so everyone can see how the other posters "agree" with with the court jester:

http://apollohoax.proboards21.com/index ... 943&page=8

You can also see what I wrote. His PM to me contained an insult. My reply, which I am more than glad to post here, was:

I have no time for buffoons. Grow up. It's about time, don't you think?

You want to re-enact the charge of the light brigade, go right ahead, Billy Boy. Bugs who crawl up people's asses get squashed.

[Dragon Star]

Bugs who crawl up people's asses get squashed.

Yea? Can't say I've ever has ass bugs.

Perhaps a better way to say it is "Bugs who crawl up people's asses get shit on." I like that one better, probably due to the face that I'd rather shit on Bill then squash him.

[Мастер]

Perhaps a better way to say it is "Bugs who crawl up people's asses get shit on." I like that one better, probably due to the face that I'd rather shit on Bill then squash him.

OK, that'll work.

What a piece of work. I wonder why his wife took so long to leave him.

[Dragon Star]

Perhaps a better way to say it is "Bugs who crawl up people's asses get shit on." I like that one better, probably due to the face that I'd rather shit on Bill then squash him.

OK, that'll work.

What a piece of work. I wonder why his wife took so long to leave him.

Oh shit.

[Мастер]

Oh shit.

Perhaps that was the last thing she called him.

[Dragon Star]

You got me all wrong, that was dialogue for Bill...you know, being an ass bug and all... :P

[Мастер]

You got me all wrong, that was dialogue for Bill...you know, being an ass bug and all... :P

Bill Thompson, Ass Bug. Sounds like a cable television series :P

[Lonewulf]

Bugs who crawl up people's asses get squashed.

I did not need that visual.

[Bill EE]

Aww, does little Billy have a tiny wee-wee?

...And I NEVER got any complaints. Besides, I do not understand your unfounded and misdirected hostility. It is better that these two socially inept virgins find a goat to fuck than go all "Vigrina Tech" one day. It is a benefitial suggestion to society I am presenting to them.

Probably no complaints because they are professional but believe me, they are laughing after you leave the money on the bedstand and go.