Damn it, where the hell is that money?

[woowoo]

They allocate $4 million to shut me up and don't give any to me!

Is there any wonder why I'm ranting morning, noon and night. I need that money to pay off my credit card before GEmoney sends someone to take all my stuff.

Sure I lied and tried to claim I was having trouble paying it off.
Who the hell am I kidding, there is absolutely NO way I can pay it off. Between eating, electricity and gas there's no money two days after I get paid.

Well at least the stuff that's worth more than $2 that I don't want to lose.

God damn it, I was suppose to meet some bird called Tamsyn, get a whole heap of money and play a game called share the wealth with my sisters in Melbourne.

Things have absolutely gone to shit.

The clown shoe probably expects me to go to Melbourne poor! But that'll trigger my seasonal affected depression, I don't know what he hopes to achieve. The voices in my head say IF I die, he's fucked.

Seasonal affected depression is the number one cause of suicide in Finland, I'm only 9.5% body fat, so I freeze long before everyone else does.

Even someone organising the losers didn't think they could or even should try to send me back!

[Dragon Star]

I already had KOS ship me the beer and paid for the strippers, and you ain't going to get the boat?

God Fucking Damn It!

[woowoo]

I already had KOS ship me the beer and paid for the strippers, and you ain't going to get the boat?

God Fucking Damn It!

See, you feel my pain!

Oh well, if I don't get that boat soon, someone won't get something they want.
Sucks to be them, because inevitably I'll get that boat. AND I'll stock it with food for the big Doom!

[Blue Monster 65]

Please do ... and then I'll push you over the side and have it all to myself.



Woof! - Scott

[woowoo]

Lol, I'm so like totally not going to take you on the boat!

[Blue Monster 65]

Well ... some fun you are ... :(

Woof! - Scott

[woowoo]

I'm a barrel of monkeys, but this is the infuriati forum.

When I get the money and boat, then you'll probably see a lot less of me. So if it makes you feel better, chances are I wouldn't have taken you on the boat anyway, so it doesn't matter.

[Lance]

Will you at least say "good bye"?

[woowoo]

Sure, but I'll probably be too plastered to do it straight away. Also I may end up saying. "I'm rich! Woot." Possibly three or four times..."

There'll also be the big "Good luck little woowoos everywhere, I'm rich now!. So I'm a traitor to woowookind now!. I've sunk a whole heap of money into the European/Russian/Chinese economies, so I'm hoping things don't go to poo too badly, I'm going to wait until mid 2009 until I look into investing in America!"

[Lance]

So I'm a traitor to woowookind now!.

To be a traitor to woowoos, I think you would have to find sanity.

It remains to be seen whether or not this is possible,

[woowoo]

To be a traitor to woowoos, I think you would have to find sanity.

It remains to be seen whether or not this is possible,

Actually after investing in Russian oil, which as we all know, is owned by big evil NWO oil.

I'll be hoping big evil Russian oil goes up in value, to hope otherwise would be stupid!
So it's entirely possible to howl at the moon and chase the strange cat woman, but to hope that the shares we bought because of speculation on the, "Putin is here, ask me a question." thread on GLP is wrong?

[MM_Dandy]

Hmmm, taking financial advice from somebody on GLP may not be unlike taking economic advice from somebody on BAUT. KOS, care to comment? :)

[Мастер]

Hmmm, taking financial advice from somebody on GLP may not be unlike taking economic advice from somebody on BAUT. KOS, care to comment? :)

Well, the rule I would apply to financial advice from anyone, not just GLPers, is this: what is the reason for their recommendation? If the reason is something that has been known by half the people on God's green earth for months, that has appeared on the front page of the Wall Street Journal, the New York Times, the Financial Times, Business Week, and the South China Daily Post, on CNN, BBC, Deutsche Welle, the official radio network of the Tamil Tigers, etc. (you get the idea, right?), then it is too late. The price already reflects this information, and you won't be able to profit from your knowledge of something that everyone else knows already. If they think the price is going to go up, why would they sell the asset to someone else now at a low price?

If the person at GLP really is in possession of information that is not known to oil industry analysts who work 80-100 hour weeks studying every piece of information they can find about oil production and consumption, then it may be possible to profit from this information. However, I would want to ask that person some hard questions, to make sure he really does have such information, rather than just taking his word for it.

[KLA2]

KOS clearly underestimates the predictive value of tossing chicken bones on a silver tray.

[woowoo]

KOS clearly underestimates the predictive value of tossing chicken bones on a silver tray.

OMFSM, you chuck chicken bones too! I use the ground outside so I don't have to clean them up. But wow, I never thought I'd see another chicken chucker here on Illuminati r us, chicken chucking is amazing isn't it?


KOS, I'll tell you what I gleaned from the thread once I have the money and I've invested it.