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Postby Bill_Thompson » Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:42 am

THere is a black hole in the center of Uranius
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Postby Lance » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:41 am

My. How original and intelligent.
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Postby Enzo » Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:52 am

Well, he did have six and a half months to work on it.
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Postby Lance » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:33 pm

Good point.

I see he has his idol in his sig now.
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Postby Bill_Thompson » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:03 pm

Enzo wrote:Well, he did have six and a half months to work on it.


And you think I spend six months thinking of this?!
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Postby Bill_Thompson » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:07 pm

Lance wrote:Good point.

I see he has his idol in his sig now.
We thought that black holes are far away. But it turns out they are very near. There is one in the middle of Uranius.
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Postby Arneb » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:21 pm

This symptom is named koprolalia.
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Postby Lance » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:12 pm

Yes, I see.

So do you think the likely condition is Tourette syndrome, Schizophrenia or Obsessive-compulsive disorder?
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Postby Bill_Thompson » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:49 pm

Is there something wrong with the kitty photo?
What is wrong, you do not like kittens?

Lance thinks real men do not like kittens or those who do are wrong somehow.
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Postby Bill_Thompson » Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:50 pm

Arneb wrote:This symptom is named koprolalia.
I would like to know that they sent hundreds of massive probes into Uranius and that the methane had a chemical reaction resulting in Uranius being torn to shreds.

:lol:
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Postby wring » Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:25 pm

Lance wrote:Yes, I see.

So do you think the likely condition is Tourette syndrome, Schizophrenia or Obsessive-compulsive disorder?

And he thought it was funny enough to repeat, too. Like I said, lives in basement of mom's house, stews about perceived slights online for weeks at a time, finally comes up w/what he thinks is a snappy comeback, only it's something along the lines of "Oh yeah??"
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Postby wring » Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:28 pm

Oops. it was three times. Does he really believe we didn't 'get' it the first 2 times?
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Postby Мастер » Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:19 am

Enzo wrote:Well, he did have six and a half months to work on it.


Six and a half months? How about almost three and a half years?

But the Uranus jokes do add a bit of nice variation to the endless stream of Britney Spears and Michael Jackson posts.
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Postby Enzo » Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:52 am

Oh well you know how I hate to bring up the negatives when it comes to Bill...
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Postby Lance » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:51 am

Bill_Thompson wrote:
Arneb wrote:This symptom is named koprolalia.
I would like to know that they sent hundreds of massive probes into Uranius and that the methane had a chemical reaction resulting in Uranius being torn to shreds.

:lol:

This is the kind of stuff 8-year-olds joke about on the play ground and giggle about.

You are among grown-ups here.

Please conduct yourself accordingly.

And it's "Uranus".

Or do you mean this Uranius? In which case you're still not funny.
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Postby Lance » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:59 am

Bill_Thompson wrote:Is there something wrong with the kitty photo?
What is wrong, you do not like kittens?

Lance thinks real men do not like kittens or those who do are wrong somehow.

Wow, what a liar! This is a great display of how dishonest you are.

You know damn well you had Brittney Spears' photo in your sig when I posted that.
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Postby Bill_Thompson » Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:29 am

I have got an idea for dealing with all the space junk. We could gather it all up and shoot it at Uranus. I think Uranus can take the pounding. Uranus can handle it. I am sure.

Then, once again, we should shoot giant over-sized probes into Uranus with the hopes that there will be some sort of chemical leak to set off the methane.

Uranus has a lot of methane. I wonder if someone threw a match into Uranus, would it explode?

Anyway back to the giant probes. My hope is that they would cause a huge explosion and thus shredding Uranus into tiny shards that would be scattered across the cosmos.

In fact, Lance, this is how we can finally be rid of nuclear weapons. We dump them all into Uranus, Lance. Uranus can handle it. And if not, no loss.
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Postby Lance » Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:17 am

Oh, that's right. Sometimes I forget that you played "bitch" in the Navy.

That must be where your fascitation with being pounded in Uranus comes from.
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Postby Lonewulf » Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:06 am

I once thought "Uranus" jokes were clever.

Then I turned 5.
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