Illuminati-R-Us

THere is a black hole in the center of Uranius

My. How original and intelligent.

Well, he did have six and a half months to work on it.

Good point.

I see he has his idol in his sig now.

Enzo wrote:Well, he did have six and a half months to work on it.

And you think I spend six months thinking of this?!

Lance wrote:Good point.

I see he has his idol in his sig now.

We thought that black holes are far away. But it turns out they are very near. There is one in the middle of Uranius.

This symptom is named koprolalia.

Yes, I see.

So do you think the likely condition is Tourette syndrome, Schizophrenia or Obsessive-compulsive disorder?

Is there something wrong with the kitty photo?
What is wrong, you do not like kittens?

Lance thinks real men do not like kittens or those who do are wrong somehow.

Arneb wrote:This symptom is named koprolalia.

I would like to know that they sent hundreds of massive probes into Uranius and that the methane had a chemical reaction resulting in Uranius being torn to shreds.

Lance wrote:Yes, I see.

So do you think the likely condition is Tourette syndrome, Schizophrenia or Obsessive-compulsive disorder?

And he thought it was funny enough to repeat, too. Like I said, lives in basement of mom's house, stews about perceived slights online for weeks at a time, finally comes up w/what he thinks is a snappy comeback, only it's something along the lines of "Oh yeah??"

Oops. it was three times. Does he really believe we didn't 'get' it the first 2 times?

Enzo wrote:Well, he did have six and a half months to work on it.

Six and a half months? How about almost three and a half years?

But the Uranus jokes do add a bit of nice variation to the endless stream of Britney Spears and Michael Jackson posts.

Oh well you know how I hate to bring up the negatives when it comes to Bill...

Bill_Thompson wrote:

Arneb wrote:This symptom is named koprolalia.

I would like to know that they sent hundreds of massive probes into Uranius and that the methane had a chemical reaction resulting in Uranius being torn to shreds.

This is the kind of stuff 8-year-olds joke about on the play ground and giggle about.

You are among grown-ups here.

Please conduct yourself accordingly.

And it's "Uranus".

Or do you mean this Uranius? In which case you're still not funny.

Bill_Thompson wrote:Is there something wrong with the kitty photo?
What is wrong, you do not like kittens?

Lance thinks real men do not like kittens or those who do are wrong somehow.

Wow, what a liar! This is a great display of how dishonest you are.

You know damn well you had Brittney Spears' photo in your sig when I posted that.

I have got an idea for dealing with all the space junk. We could gather it all up and shoot it at Uranus. I think Uranus can take the pounding. Uranus can handle it. I am sure.

Then, once again, we should shoot giant over-sized probes into Uranus with the hopes that there will be some sort of chemical leak to set off the methane.

Uranus has a lot of methane. I wonder if someone threw a match into Uranus, would it explode?

Anyway back to the giant probes. My hope is that they would cause a huge explosion and thus shredding Uranus into tiny shards that would be scattered across the cosmos.

In fact, Lance, this is how we can finally be rid of nuclear weapons. We dump them all into Uranus, Lance. Uranus can handle it. And if not, no loss.

Oh, that's right. Sometimes I forget that you played "bitch" in the Navy.

That must be where your fascitation with being pounded in Uranus comes from.

I once thought "Uranus" jokes were clever.

Then I turned 5.