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by **Candy** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:46 pm

My buddy, Paul, is in town for training (from Minnesota via Denver). If I would ever marry someone, it would be Paul. He is the perfect man for me, regardless of his "gayness". I think he realizes it, too. Can I change a gay guy? He sure likes me, and I like him. Hey, I kissed him once. Okay, I will call him today. :P

by **Candy** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 4:55 pm

I kissed him at a gay bar. We were having a contest on who could get more phone numbers. I won. :D

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:08 pm

Candy wrote:I kissed him at a gay bar. We were having a contest on who could get more phone numbers. I won. :D

I'm pretty sure bisexuals can also hang out at gay bars. But then, maybe there's a reason you attracted men that are gay. :roll:

Hell, why not just try to tie a nymphomaniac for "Sluttiest Woman Ever" contest? Hell, you'll probably have some fun with it, too.

Not that I'm judging you. I think women can do with their bodies what they want, just like men.

by **Candy** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:12 pm

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:22 pm

Candy wrote:Yes

No!

by **Candy** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:26 pm

Lonewulf, you are crying out you are gay. Dude, it's okay to be gay.

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:27 pm

Candy wrote:Lonewulf, you are crying out you are gay. Dude, it's okay to be gay.

OH NO! YOU'RE SAYING I AM GAY! I MUST GO CRAZY AND BATSHIT BECAUSE I'M A HOMOPHOBE! NOOOOOOO!!!

by **Candy** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:28 pm

Dude, I'm going to marry a gay guy. Gay is way okay!

by **Candy** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:29 pm

Lonewulf wrote:
Candy wrote:Lonewulf, you are crying out you are gay. Dude, it's okay to be gay.

OH NO! YOU'RE SAYING I AM GAY! I MUST GO CRAZY AND BATSHIT BECAUSE I'M A HOMOPHOBE! NOOOOOOO!!!

Okay.

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:29 pm

Candy wrote:Dude, I'm going to marry a gay guy. Gay is way okay!

Marriage of convenience? 'Cause if he feels sexual attraction to you, he isn't a homosexual.

by **Candy** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:35 pm

Lonewulf, you are so not gay. Please stop making out with 40 year old dudes via the internet. Get a real girl, sap.
I will not apologize for this gayness.

It's a fun world, though.

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:37 pm

Candy wrote:Lonewulf, you are so not gay. Please stop making out with 40 year old dudes via the internet. Get a real girl, sap.
I will not apologize for this gayness.

It's a fun world, though.

"Making out"? I didn't even know that you could "make out" online, outside of cybersex, and I haven't done that in a while now.

It is, indeed, a fun world that you live in. Though it's a bit different from the real world. Too bad you can't tell the difference.

(Yes, I have my own "fun world". Several of them. I roleplay and make stories in them. But they are not the real world, and I know this).

by **Candy** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:40 pm

Does this mean you have a girlfriend right now?

Cause you are really getting on my nerves.

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:43 pm

Candy wrote:Does this mean you have a girlfriend right now?

Cause you are really getting on my nerves.

How does me having a girlfriend, and me getting on your nerves, go together?

I don't really care if I'm getting on your nerves. I say it's high time someone told you what they thought of you, and it's high time someone called you out on your shit.

by **Candy** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:48 pm

I have no idea of how to answer this question. My burrito is done. I'll think I will eat a bit. :shock:

by **Candy** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:54 pm

Okay, I dropped a Dorito and the cat is munching. I'm stuck in this position for 4 minutes tops.

I'm listening, tell me what you think.

by **Candy** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:58 pm

Now, she is completely mad at me.

by **Candy** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:03 pm

I don't really care if I'm getting on your nerves. I say it's high time someone told you what they thought of you, and it's high time someone called you out on your shit.

Hello? I got a big hissy fit here. I'm waiting for some slime. 8-[

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:12 pm

Candy wrote:Hello? I got a big hissy fit here. I'm waiting for some slime.

Hell, I need to give you any? Have you not been paying attention? Here, I'll give you the abridged version.

Batshit crazy.

Needs professional help.

Batshit crazy.

Makes false accusations. Constantly. For no discernable reason.

Batshit crazy.

Posts, then posts, then posts again, almost randomly. Can't stick to a single post at all, has to go...

...Batshit crazy.

Oh, and also, don't forget: You're batshit crazy.

Am I clear enough?

by **Candy** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:16 pm

This is what you think is wrong with me, right?

by **Candy** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:18 pm

lame, but I can live with the occasional hissy fit. :P

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:26 pm

Candy wrote:lame, but I can live with the occasional hissy fit. :P

Yeah. Calling me gay was *so* not lame. Get with the '00s, girl!

by **Candy** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:36 pm

I didn't call you gay, I said it's okay to be gay. I'm gay. :D

by **Candy** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:48 pm

Paul and I had a lovely dinner. I'm now going to call him Paula. It just sounds more feminine. Hey, I like girls. Plus, he has man-boobs. Very nice! :P

by **Dragon Star** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:05 am

Lonewulf wrote:
Candy wrote:Hello? I got a big hissy fit here. I'm waiting for some slime.

Hell, I need to give you any? Have you not been paying attention? Here, I'll give you the abridged version.

Batshit crazy.

Needs professional help.

Batshit crazy.

Makes false accusations. Constantly. For no discernable reason.

Batshit crazy.

Posts, then posts, then posts again, almost randomly. Can't stick to a single post at all, has to go...

...Batshit crazy.

Oh, and also, don't forget: You're batshit crazy.

Am I clear enough?

How else is she suposed to get back up to the tens thousands place with posts again? Wait like the rest of us? PFT.... :lol:

And you all need to seriously quite your bitchin'

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