Illuminati-R-Us

Arneb, your map was close enough..One of those states out west there.

The President will invite the new world champion Kansas City Chiefs to the WHite House. I think they should skip the visit, then tell the President they looked ALL OVER Washington and couldn't find the WHite House. They checked Seattle, Tacoma, Spokane... all over. No White HOuse in Washington.

Enzo wrote:No White HOuse in Washington.

Just had a Google about. The Washington state capitol building could possibly be confused for the national one. But the Washington governor's mansion doesn't look anything like the White House.

https://www.quora.com/Is-the-White-Hous ... Washington

Well the White House is at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW Washington DC. And Washington is in the North West, so...

Lianachan wrote:I must confess that I have one of those footbally irrational soft spots for Schalke, I think from randomly choosing them to manage in old football manager games many years ago. Does... does that make me some kind of arsehole?

You WILL, of course, keep your fingers crossed for Hertha when they make their visit to Gelsenkirchen tonight to face Schalke in the Cup? Right?

Oh, absolutely.

Two nil up at the half. Keep on crossing!

1-2 at the 76th. We've been holding out for a long time. This doesn't look good.

2-2, extra time. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Just got worse by the look of things. That’s lead throwing away of Ross Countian levels. Ach.

3-2 for Schalke at the 115th. That's it

FC Schalke 04 3 - 2 Hertha BSC, in the German Cup, after extra time.

Played 122, won 60 drawn 23, lost 39. Jesus H Fuck.

A small consoloation, but Union preoceeded to the quarterfinals by winning 1-0 against a fourth-Leaguer. The competition is already set up for another easy win by Bayern. Schalke, Leverkusen and Bremen are no match to them, and neither is the small fry surviving into the quarterfinal. Dortmund and Leipzig crashed out yesterday, they could maybe have hoped to stop the old Bayern same-old, same-old.

Well F me in the F’ing A. A win!

Ross County 2 - 0 Livingston

Played 123, won 61, drawn 23, lost 39.

Rangers 2 - 1 Leith Soap Dodgers

A goal in first half injury time and a late winner from George Hagi’s laddie.

Played 124, won 62, drawn 23, lost 39.

Heid the Ba wrote:A goal in first half injury time and a late winner from George Hagi’s laddie.

He didn’t waste much time settling in. His da was a great player.

One start, one goal. Hope he keeps that rate up.

We’re away to Hamilton in the cup and Hagi has missed a sitter. One nil up after a penalty, half an hour in.

And they’ve just equalised.

Oh, and it’s Elephant Snake Bucket Day in Concussion Ball, I won’t be watching it.

Ireland v Wales in less than one hour, then Scotland v England after that. France v Italy tomorrow.

Private bus (not a double-decker) on the way to a pub just outside of hooker alley. Not sure whether the low traffic is due to virus considerations or not.

And three in the second half took it to

Hamilton 1 - 4 Rangers

Played 125, won 63, drawn 23, lost 39

Мастер wrote:Private bus (not a double-decker) on the way to a pub just outside of hooker alley. Not sure whether the low traffic is due to virus considerations or not.

Singapore seems to be plague central at the moment. You might be safer with a hooker than in a pub.

Heid the Ba wrote:

Мастер wrote:Private bus (not a double-decker) on the way to a pub just outside of hooker alley. Not sure whether the low traffic is due to virus considerations or not.

Singapore seems to be plague central at the moment. You might be safer with a hooker than in a pub.

I would think hookers would be a highly effective transmission mechanism!

Ireland 24 - 14 Wales, final.

Bonus point for Ireland, none for Wales.

Scotland 0 - 3 England at the half.